You: I’m an EFNJ. What are you?
Me: I am a C. I am a C-H. I am a
C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N.
You: But—
Me: And I’ve got C-H-R-I-S-T in my
H-E-A-R-T and I will L-O-V-E love him all the T-I-M-E time.
You: ...
The gift bag is the friend zone of Christmas present decorating. Nothing says, "I like you but not 'like, like'" as using gravity to deposit your gift into a tissue paper-lined gift bag instead of wrapping it.