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[Angie exists now @Angieexistsnow1]

white people when you don't let their dog hump your leg

[travis @ravisvaugh]

The woman at the front desk has been saying “one second” for nine minutes. i believe her

[travis @ravisvaugh]

Keep producing white urine when boys dance

[travis @ravisvaugh]

Can’t wait to get some familiar tonight

[mfnuggy @mfnuggy]

all of my friends are translucent

[𝕴𝖘𝖆🩸 @everybodyhatisa]

quando eu estou bebada e me oferecem qualquer coisa que solta fumaça

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

He set the trial difficulty to nightmare mode

[Elijah the Sprunki Fan @SpanknMySprunki]

how it feels to purchase a sketchbook at micheals

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Come with me, we're gonna go laughing.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

japanese auto translate was the best thing that ever happened to twitter

[Brooklyn World @quadspawning]

Nick Mullen talking about how he used to get off work at his call center job get drunk and prank call his call center job is so funny lmao

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

Had a dream some guy got hung and he stayed alive for 3 months by eating m&ms in his pocket

[cj- @cjnieI]

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class

[Kayla @luv2read13]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve

[ally @missmayn]

boomers are like hey honey wanna go out to a restaurant and cough a lot.

[julia @juumelo_]

drinking 13 beers is actually good for you if they’re served at a sunny outdoor seating

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

stirring up my poop in the toilet with a yardstick

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

The name ‘craig’ is clearly a product of white psychosis