Laura

Assistant Director :: Terry Pratchett’s Wyrd Sisters ::

[Laura @Rawrah]

TFW Spotlight and Lincraft both send their sales texts and you realise you already have tubs full of craft supplies at home #conflicted #nottheworsthabit

[Laura @Rawrah]

Oh, it’s Saturday 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Laura @Rawrah]

Is 4am too early to start work? #withdrawalakathisia #insomnia

[Laura @Rawrah]

Googles how to schedule emails so you don’t look like a madwoman who does business in the middle of the night

[Victoria 🎀 @EuphoriTori]

queen shit

[Laura @Rawrah]

Why do I always feel compelled to say, “That’s great, thanks!” to the hairdresser when the job she has done on my hair is decidedly not great? 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Laura @Rawrah]

@JeremyPoxon Was this BSW? Come to BNT’s Monologue Karaoke with your poetry instead. Can I DM you details?

[Laura @Rawrah]

#hottest100

[Laura @Rawrah]

I spent most of the day in the ED with a sick friend and then got offered a rental so today is a net win!

[Rebecca Black @MsRebeccaBlack]

if pete lets me wear a strap on

[Laura @Rawrah]

Raspberry is a favourite flavour for Biscuit! #goodestgirl https://t.co/xj3a21pQnL

[🇺🇸 JewWhoHasItAll @JewWhoHasItAll]

Dear Teachers,

As some of you may know, if you have any students in your class who identify as Christian, they may ask to be excused from school to observe the Christian holiday of “Christmas,” more popularly referred to as Yom Christmas or Nittel.

1/x

[Laura @Rawrah]

They can prise my menthols from my cold, dead hands.

[joanna schroeder @iproposethis]

Today's viral thread in article form, for easier sharing. Thank you to everyone who shared vulnerable stories for validating our collective pain. Grateful for all of you. ❤️

https://t.co/FNQaS0UJt8

[Laura @Rawrah]

My singing teacher says I have an F# and a G quite solid now and she’s trying to get me up to an A. This is quite a pleasant development from a couple of months worth of focussed work. Italian arias, come at me!

[Laura @Rawrah]

I just remembered my bedtime tea that I brewed an hour ago!

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

i bet there’s a couple seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible

[Laura @Rawrah]

The irony of my “communication is important” message being left on sent for 9 minutes.

[Laura @Rawrah]

@findingfemme I find the over 30s one has more relevant content.

[Laura @Rawrah]

@findingfemme Ninja is on a diet. The vet says she’s fat! She has always been ‘solid’. She only gets breakfast if she doesn’t eat all her dinner.