Adam

millennial living a small life on the American east coast

[Adam @realAdamVoss]

my old ass cat just naturally smells like a 1993 Chevy silverado, that's the only way I can describe it

[Adam @realAdamVoss]

@takeme2hobbiton Little Misfortune was interesting

[Adam @realAdamVoss]

Today a coworker saw me making a snack in the break room and kind of laughed and said "want some tuna with your mayonnaise"? I was a little confused, but mirrored her chuckle and she left. Anyways i tried it tonight, not bad

[Adam @realAdamVoss]

@ThrillaRilla369 Facethejury

[Adam @realAdamVoss]

@bryan_johnson

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

more work, but you can taste the difference

[Adam @realAdamVoss]

Mayonnaise is just egg butter

[Adam @realAdamVoss]

@varrock I asked my wife this question, prompted by your post, so I read it to her. She says it's due to consistency. Processed/packaged/fast foods do not have any variability.

[Adam @realAdamVoss]

@AmazingSights Damn they sent the mf tank in

[Adam @realAdamVoss]

@SandyofCthulhu @sister_slay I hold the Simpsons at least partially responsible for pushing anti-nuclear sentiment on a generation

[Adam @realAdamVoss]

@DanFriedman81 Your house is a dank pit if your plastics are crumbling in a few years

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

You say that now.

[Adam @realAdamVoss]

@Integrity_Freak Huh...

[Adam @realAdamVoss]

@Apogee_Ent Going Shadow Warrior on this one

[Adam @realAdamVoss]

Man.. sometimes you gotta take that moment out of your busy work a day rat race, to quietly remember just how sweet Bioshock was the very first time you played it

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

“I don’t want a digital download code. I want a physical disk.”

[Adam @realAdamVoss]

@BasedBandita This video, especially her face, makes me irrationally angry

[Adam @realAdamVoss]

@Thebiglade If it's a coworker, anonymously leave a stick of deodorant on their desk/workspace

[Adam @realAdamVoss]

@Arubekind "the female body is a... work of art. The male body is utilitarian, it's for gettin' around, like a jeep."

[Adam @realAdamVoss]

"the female body is a... work of art. The male body is utilitarian, it's for gettin' around, like a jeep."

[♩ @loooipw]

男の子おっぱいとおしり派に分かれるけど それの女の子版ってなに

[Adam @realAdamVoss]

@loooipw Is there a version of it? Elaine Benes put it this way: "the female body is a... work of art. The male body is utilitarian, it's for gettin' around, like a jeep."