Andy Turner

I have a common name. I'm not a bot, I just don't really like using Twitter. I mostly tweet Southeastern about broken trains.

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@lolalexi86 @fesshole Unless you need a surgeon, in which case the title is Mr or Mrs.

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@Luiseach No wonder he's angry all the time.

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@rostfritt @fesshole I was describing this exact clip of king of the hill to my electrician yesterday. Funny coincidence.

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@WeeDogWalker @johnestevens He's not a minister.

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@WandsworthCnstr @diamondgeezer We kayaked down the Wandle from Colliers Wood to the Thames when I was at university about 13 years ago. It was a lovely little bimble.

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@pmberry2007 @diamondgeezer Deptford Creek is neither, it's pretty hard to miss!

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@harriet1marsden "Until they could walk" makes it sound like around 12mo - we carried them until ~4y, in a variety of slings. Barely used a pushchair for #2, basically only had one for grandparents to use.

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@harriet1marsden Slings. Use slings. They are the best thing ever. I carried both my kids until they could walk, and it's what I miss most about them being small.

Find and visit your local sling library, and try different kinds of sling - don't for thinking Baby Bjorn is the best or only kind.

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@fesshole If Tory MPs/members want to claim "the people elected Boris/Rishi" etc, what they are saying is that they interpret your vote as an endorsement of the party and its leader, not the individual MP.

Take them at their word, and vote against the party.

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@DavidRawlinson3 @Tom164901601 @GordonFielden @mrjamesob Come on now, be fair, they were having technical difficulties, and had to rerun that survey...

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@southlondonscum @LukeATurner My wife and I went to see them at the Royal Albert Hall. She - not previously a Sparks fan - was most amused by the silver-haired mosh pit that formed in the stalls.

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@kevinb9n I've not heard of this before today, but it sounds similar to Jevons Paradox, which I also only heard of today. https://t.co/S1IG9bTY8j

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@digicriminal @looksunfamiliar Thanks Bertrum.

Thertrum.

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@PolitlcsUK @Telegraph UK: "it is bad for UK-US relations"

US:

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@AnthonyRuss126 @sparksofficial @glastonbury @StPancrasInt This was something that struck me after the gig, as I have listened to The Girl Is Crying In Her Latte on repeat: how much they were getting their new record out, rather than relying on the classics.

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@sparksofficial @glastonbury @StPancrasInt Wandering around, unnoticed, then packing out venues on their world tour. So great.

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@flooey did you realize how subversive our reading group was?

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Effective Java is banned in Ohio prisons! I am not making this up. Thanks to @Cidmonster and the @MarshallProj for their fine investigative reporting. https://t.co/mAqsd9ia7V

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@leedsbee @EngineerLondon Marchwood power station: https://t.co/yTaFmvQLQF see photo 11.

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@jayrayner1 Round of applause.

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@DougRDNaylor Step up to red alert!

(Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb...)