Paper News Out Loud

An absurdist news comedy that might make you laugh. Hosted by: @adealswarlock and @florencePNOL Cover art by: @melamuse

[Paper News Out Loud @realityoutloud]

Gooooooood Morning World! It's a bright new day because a new episode is here to light your way. Big thanks to @SammyMadafiglio, @KyleTheTurner, and @Crispysteve42 for creating ads to appease our corporate overlords. #thinkweirderthoughts #podcast

[Paper News Out Loud @realityoutloud]

@ScavengersNet We all succumb to the void, eventually.

[Paper News Out Loud @realityoutloud]

Thank you to everyone who supported us in our prime. It's been five months since we released an episode so this is more formality than anything. I'm happy PNOL existed & proud of the weird thoughts it conjured. From Florence and Diane, #thinkweirderthoughts

[Paper News Out Loud @realityoutloud]

It is with heavy heart and mid-weight mind that I announce that Paper News Out Loud is dead, long live Paper News Out Loud. However, I, the human operative known as Diane, am cooking up a solo project. I don't know what it will be, but it will be delicious.

[Paper News Out Loud @realityoutloud]

@Spooky_Spouses @ColinMParker Confirmed. Lil Bud is being a Lil Bastard about editing right now.

[Apotelesma Podcast @ApotelesmaP]

Sven (@dantendo64) struggles with the keg. Ellie (@betheleanorr) begins her exposè. Darrin (@ColinMParker) reunites with a band member he left behind. Apolonia (@adealswarlock)runs into an old connection on a moonlit walk.

https://t.co/aWYg4pIWzC

[Casey Glenn-Dinder @CaseyPets31]

New episode out today! Diane Weathersby (Paper News Out Loud) returns alongside lazorbeahm in the long awaited sequel... UltraBrown 2!!! https://t.co/TFBbrWv74D

[Paper News Out Loud @realityoutloud]

James. How do you know about them? Do you know the owners? We’ve been trying to get a sponsorship. If you can get us an ad before the next full moon, we’ll devote a crop circle of snow angels to you.

[Paper News Out Loud @realityoutloud]

Florence had to go on a work retreat here and she loved it! The lava was excellent but the lava monsters? Even better.

[NASA @NASA]

Check out the hottest vacation spot in the galaxy: 55 Cancri e 🔥 This vast ocean of lava is only 41 light years away! Can’t make the time? You can always live vicariously through this feature! Don’t forget to send a postcard: https://t.co/9znNaihGj1

[Doryen Chin (she/her) @HeyDoryen]

what if we had baby eyes that we then lost when our adult eyes grew in

[But Yeah | supported by coffee @ButYeahPod]

This week's episode is up!

https://t.co/9x6MFbovcI

[Casey Glenn-Dinder @CaseyPets31]

New episode, The Big Game, out today in which gaferde talks about a major sporting event that we’re not allowed to say the name of for legal reasons. https://t.co/5Nd4RuegUF

[But Yeah | supported by coffee @ButYeahPod]

featuring the wonderful @SammyMadafiglio from @QueerDungeons

check them out on iTunes: https://t.co/x5fUZTCM2D

we missed @Zebtopia in this one, but he will be back next week, and he found a way to sneak his essence into this episode regardless

[But Yeah | supported by coffee @ButYeahPod]

We also have a BONUS episode this week featuring Ursula from Queer Dungeoneers, which is also where we moved some spoiler discussion from the main episode. Go check it out!

https://t.co/zWjIuOm3Na

[Paper News Out Loud @realityoutloud]

@Crispysteve42 It’s a constant problem we face.

[Paper News Out Loud @realityoutloud]

Gooooooood Morning World! It's a bright new day because a new episode is here to light your way. Big thanks to @SammyMadafiglio, @KyleTheTurner, and @Crispysteve42 for creating ads to appease our corporate overlords. #thinkweirderthoughts #podcast

[Paper News Out Loud @realityoutloud]

Colin tested, Mother approved

[Colin M. Parker 🚦 @ColinMParker]

@realityoutloud “It’s okay. I hear worse because of you. But tell her I said it was nice of her to apologize! I like her already!” - Renita Parker, 2019.

Brownie points = acquired.

[Paper News Out Loud @realityoutloud]

@ColinMParker @FinishItPod W H A T

Can you apologize for the f-word that Diane so rudely dropped in the most recent episode?

[Paper News Out Loud @realityoutloud]

Get it while it’s hot 🔥

[Paper News Out Loud @realityoutloud]

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[Paper News Out Loud @realityoutloud]

If you forgot you made those ads, it's because of government interference and definitely not because we recorded in November and put off editing until now. This is the same reason there is a reference to holiday creamer and Black Friday....