The Real MacGuffins

*Instructions for American Servicemen in Britain* London March 24 @JStheatre | New York City April 15-May 12 2019 @59E59 ****The Stage: 'Riotously funny’

[Richard K Herring @Herring1967]

No one wanted Brexit more than me, but just been thinking. Maybe it’s time to join the EU again. Any other Leaveophiles feeling the same?

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

The facts on public record about Johnny Mercer wife's taxpayer paid salary in his office which rose from c£15,000 to c£45,000 in 6 yrs. A 200% pay rise.
While he said military using foodbanks was a "personal decision"

They've made no comment about it so far. Funny that? ⏬

[Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh]

Please scatter widely. 👇

[The Real MacGuffins @realmacguffins]

Hi @BathComedyFest and @bono178 can you guys help with a retweet? Good friends of @MattSheahan MacGuffin have had their campervan nicked! No laughing matter unfortunately. It was more than just van. Trying to spread the word around the South West! 🙏

[Louise Whitaker @LoubielouW]

After my 1 year old nephew’s stroke my brother in law converted a van so they could continue to go to the beach and cater for my nephew’s additional needs. Last night it was stolen from Bristol - last tracked in Wrington. @bristol247 @BBCBristol @itvwestcountry @ASPolice

[The Real MacGuffins @realmacguffins]

Together again! @TheDanMarch @MattSheahan @Jimmillard #eatentoomuch #beentoolong

[Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh]

Unable to get jaw any lower.

[The Real MacGuffins @realmacguffins]

Spot the MacGuffin voice

[Dan March @TheDanMarch]

Voting in the by-elections? Forgotten what the Tory party have achieved? Here’s our handy guide with a useful mnemonic thrown in. #TivertonandHonitonByElection #Wakefieldbyelection #votesensibly

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Please. Stop. Lying.

[Hannah Al-Othman @HannahAlOthman]

Please enjoy this incredible election campaign video from Blackburn

[The Real MacGuffins @realmacguffins]

@tcm Did someone call?

[The Real MacGuffins @realmacguffins]

Comedy is an artform and deserves to be treated as such. Without access to financial support comedy will not exist as we know it.

Sign the open letter to stop comedy being forgotten by government arts funding: https://t.co/4dQHMIFSkZ

It's time to #SaveLiveComedy

[Live Comedy Association (LCA) @LiveComedyUK]

British live comedy is in crisis - let’s #SaveLiveComedy!

1) Sign the open letter to the UK government & arts funders at https://t.co/EOWiL7t9EK

2) Tweet a memorable live comedy experience with the hashtag #SaveLiveComedy

[The Stand @StandComedyClub]

If you want #Comedy to survive please read & sign this open letter to the Government helping to protect & secure funding for our sector which is not recognised as an art form!! https://t.co/3No0MUGr26 & Share your photos & experiences of stand gigs using #SaveLiveComedy

[charlie higson @monstroso]

“My new passport has arrived, Katey.”
“Excellent, Johnny. What colour is it? There was a lot of fuss about them being blue again.”
“Actually, I’d say it was more...”
“Nooooooooooooo!”

[The Real MacGuffins @realmacguffins]

If you enjoy the video, please consider donating to Hospice UK's Covid-19 Crisis Appeal – helping to provide desperately needed support for patients, families and frontline hospice staff during this difficult time. https://t.co/XqPMHMT7z1

[The Real MacGuffins @realmacguffins]

To celebrate #VEDay, and in support of Hospice UK - we're delighted to share “Instructions for American Servicemen in Britain”. We hope that it gives you something to chuckle over while confined to barracks. https://t.co/vAm4CmIaXX

[The Real MacGuffins @realmacguffins]

@MrTobyWilliams It’s a brown ear worm...

[Dan March @TheDanMarch]

Thought I’d share my favourite poem #poetry #anactorshares I hope this helps people

[Dan March @TheDanMarch]

Accurate social distancing #2metres #2m

[Phil Wang // Insta: @wangpix @PhilNWang]

The apple doesn’t fall far from the cunt