Rich M

Uninformed but highly opinionated | he/him

[Rich M @realrichmer]

A family’s tale in three parts

[chabby4cappy #StaiosOut 🍕 @Soucer23]

Not so funny when you’re the one being filmed crying cause you got ran through by a hockey team without consent now is it

[Frank Seravalli @frank_seravalli]

So, Patrik Allvin was “GM” in name only, Jim Rutherford drove the bus on nearly any consequential transaction, and he ran over Allvin today on the way out … then backed over him again. Just to be sure.

I’d say it always ends bloody in Vancouver. But that’s devoid of leadership.

[Jed 🇬🇧 @TigersJUK]

I think I’m going to intentionally regress as a baseball fan.

I was never supposed to know a hitters split numbers or the whiff rate of a certain pitch, or xBA & stuff.

I’m supposed to drink precisely 7 beers & root for my guys. Going back to basics.

[Taj @taj1944]

Patrick Johnston on Trevor Beggs:

"For the first time in modern memory, the Canucks have put a reporter on the pavement while a game was being played...as much as any of the veteran reporters I know can remember, no one has even been told to leave after the puck was dropped."

[k.d. madigan @riotsurvivor]

I will personally donate ten dollars to the charity of every player who runs carter hart this season

[Joe Veyera @JoeVeyera]

"So, you live three hours from Seattle?"

"Yes."

"And Toronto is 3,500 kilometers and three time zones away from you?"

"Yes, Dave."

"But you root for the Blue Jays instead of the Mariners?"

"That's correct, Dave."

[Rich M @realrichmer]

@DonTaylor5 Go Ms

[Robert A. George @RobGeorge]

Jamal Khashoggi was unavailable for comment.

[Rugby Canada @RugbyCanada]

FULL-TIME🇨🇦

Canada wins 34–19 over New Zealand in their semi-final match of the Women’s Rugby World Cup!

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FIN DU MATCH🇨🇦

Le Canada bat la Nouvelle-Zélande 34–19 en demi-finale de la Coupe du monde de rugby féminin!

#RugbyCA | #OneSquad | #RWC2025

[Muntadhar al-Zaidi @muntazer_zaidi]

#CharlieKirk

[Rich M @realrichmer]

@TheWapplehouse The pilots on the 9/11 flights were friends too and look how that turned out

[Red-Green Alliance @RedGreenBC]

Remember that tweet about how climate change is just seeing scarier and scarier weather videos until one day you're taking them yourself outside your house? Israel is kind of like that but for videos of child murder

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

Of all the images they could have used to show what happened, they chose a map.

[Rich M @realrichmer]

@Victoria59L @JustinTrudeau Agreed. We need to stop our nations birders from inviting their friends to come view the Stellar’s Jay, the whiskey jack, the common cormorant, and the snow goose

[Rich M @realrichmer]

@fishweights This was a great tweet

[Rich M @realrichmer]

@KenSimCity @Vote4ABC @taylorswift13 Do something about housing affordability

[Felix ❤️‍🔥 @pilgoth]

'CocoMelon' is literally designed to put babies in a trance like state. They invented something called the "Distractatron" to measure every instance when a child's full attention strays

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

🇮🇱 to Lebanese people: When we’re done, you can come back safely to your homes

Their homes:

[Rich M @realrichmer]

@FAlouis11 @JAClarance @BoestMode Says the clown voting against his own interests

[Rich M @realrichmer]

In 2017, 150k people paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—@ElonMusk—stole their land and dumped his shit all over it. Fuck that! https://t.co/DyUkGgA9ZD #ElonOwesMe100Bucks