Will Twaddle

misanthrope, adventurer and raconteur. Father of five.

[Will Twaddle @realwilltwaddle]

@jaketapper @KristinFisher I want to know who reminded him right before talking that there are 50 states.

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@OneClassyLady7 @Alyssa_Milano Says the “Classy Lady” who retweets James Woods!

Gotcha, bitch!

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@sickrepub2016 @BrentTerhune What for?

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@Chrisiozzo @coldstreams That is incorrect.

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@psumule @limitedthread @irenemcho @CourtSansom @Ryn0ceros @PortlandCane @KatiePhang No, it wasn’t.

And it never has been, or will be in the United States.

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@Donna6499 @BoSnerdley I sincerely doubt you’ve ever had a humble opinion, Karen.

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@vaguemoon2 @kenolin1 @JoeBiden Well, Donna, I can imagine quite a bit. But even living in pure imagination land didn’t stop Willy Wonka from having to shut down the factory because of greed and corruption.

[Sudeep Agarwala @shoelaces3]

Friends, I learned last night over Zoom drinks that ya'll're baking so much that there's a shortage of yeast?! I, your local frumpy yeast geneticist have come here to tell you this: THERE IS NEVER A SHORTAGE OF YEAST. Here's where I'm a viking. Instructions below.

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@RealMaxWaller @Tigresa_de1910 @KarenShuter1 @BrentTerhune Like the fat women on Plenty of Fish whose body type says “Not Entered”

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@ImSuperLame

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@AngrierWHStaff His next plan is to produce sunglasses like Roddy Piper wore in a They Live, so that the federal government can see everyone who’s infected. #StableGenius

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@Wils0n610 @spiceyweiner13 @BrentTerhune So, now you’re going to double down on your mistake by broadcasting your outrage.

Bold move, Wilson.

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@kenolin1 What’s happened to little Barron? I never see him anymore.

I can only hope they haven’t been feeding on his blood. #poorbarron

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@MiamiKirk @CaslerNoel I’m pretty sure W admitted it, too.

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@jamesmpope @CaslerNoel

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@MarieMu87814237 @BoSnerdley @MailOnline #WWG1WGA

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@horsestable44 @BrentTerhune You aren’t going to admit you jumped the gun with the name calling, and you fucked up, are you?

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@sooner88nj @BoSnerdley #WW1WGA #KAG #QArmy

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@Drzzit @RobinToal @miss_speech @realDonaldTrump @JohnBoozman Does that happen in the US?

Because old people have Medicare in the US.

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@KamVTV @realDonaldTrump Can we make voter IQ a law, too? I’d vote yes for both.