maanster

[Diyana Chunga @DD_eeyanac]

I love to do my work quickly and efficiently so that I can return to my true calling: Dillydallying.

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

Maganlal Chikki in Lonavala

[mia. @dreamsickang3l]

Don’t ask me what’s wrong because I’ll deadass start from 2023

[M 🧸 @demiideee_]

Over due for a night out in a mini skirt

[eva @almodovarrrr]

que una mujer use letterboxd substack goodreads lea poesía: un ángel que vino a mostrarte el verdadero significado del amor

que un hombre use letterboxd substack goodreads lea poesía: satanás

[terbik @slopbik]

everyone's suicidal until they ride passenger in my car and then suddenly they care about their mortality

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

when you’re on an upswing, it’s sooooo easy to forget you have the Brain Swings Back Down disease. then BOOM

[Cam @pard0nm333]

I can’t prove there’s any correlation but every time I feel insane I look up and it’s a full moon.

[f. @mitenkabutgirl]

love all variants of the term 'jaan'. meri jaan, jaana, jaanu, jaaneman, truly the top term of endearment of all time.

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

It's fucking 2026 man the breakfast menu should be available all day. You never know what someone is going thru

[xanax (short for xan) @G59_Xan]

you don’t have to match my freak, you just have to think whatever’s wrong with me is fascinating

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Lowkey when a woman talks about her incompetent idiot husband he always sounds like me

[william @willllliam]

going to therapy and telling the therapist "yeah I already knew that" after everything they say

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

I love using the phrase "vice versa". Fuck you. I'm not saying all that again in reverse.

Big shoutout to etcetera too. What am I, the listing things fairy? Use your imagination.

[thandi beer @bluelayzzz]

babe the only foldable device you need is a book

[shannon crave @shannoncrave]

ok bitch me too

[𝖓𝖎𝖈 @missNgrunge]

best time to reach me is when i’m at work. don’t bother me when i’m at home

[maanster @redj0urnal]

@farshogar_ Is this a euphemism

[a. @diffident_]

everyone wants an obsessed girl until she can detect a 2% deviation from your behavioral baseline and wants to know exactly what happened at 3:17pm to cause it

[g @34rths]

No one is coming to save you but I'm coming to hang out with you