@normposter all-you-can-eat alvarez
bloated benito
chubby chavez
donut domingo
expanded eduardo
fat felipe
gorging gonzalez
hungy hugo
insatiable ignacio
jiggly jose
kosher karlos
landwhale luis
massive manuel
nutritious nacho
obese ortega
portly pablo
queasy quinto
round ramirez
@ElotesDoro in case you thought anyone in that corporate hellscape had a heart or a soul
just rebrand to something like El Dorodo, use a "legally distinct" version of Doro and everyone else will tell Shift Up to eat shit