Renny

Live ,Laugh ,
Graduate Engineer 👷🏾‍♀️

[M A G U N G A @theMagunga]

Sawa. Lakini not at night aki. Wewe utaenda kwako uniwache na nyawawa kwa nyumba.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

I have said it before. Fillet and chamfer cannot fund a lifestyle 💀

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

Casual labourers walking home from Kilimani to Kawangware brushing shoulders with their Apple Watch-wearing employers who are "fighting cholesterol"

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

This is why there is constant tension on construction projects:

1. Architects think they lead.

2. Engineers think they are the most important.

3. Builders think drawings are not practical.

4. Quantity surveyors think everyone is wasting money.

5. Contractors think consultants delay projects.

6. Artisans think professionals just talk and don't know site reality.

7. Clients think everyone is overpaid.

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[sugamummy 🏋🏾‍♀️🎀🧚🏾‍♀️ @ceraliza]

After my phone got stolen, I was still in shock and instinctively asked someone nearby to help me dial my number. The man standing behind me just looked at me and said, “You’re calling your number to tell the thief what?”

[Unreliable Narrator @unreliable_na]

I should really go into tech....Hii Engineering ni kama hailipi. Cause what do you mean 250k is peanuts?? Kwani mnalipwa ngapi huku nje??

[Chepsi @chepsi_]

You see how uber comfort has conversation preference etc. They should add scent preferences. If you choose 'no cologne' anatoka nje anapiga push-ups 20 uingie kwa cab akinuka nguvu.

[orca apologist @BananaFatale]

@damnidc__ I only let women cross the street when I’m driving. Men can wait

[Lydia Owuor @itslydiaowuor]

Luo men ohero oyuma yawa🤣🤣

Gidendo nyaka chode ni ‘chiwo hera wholesale’🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yesu duog koro. Seche oromo😹😹

[Essie @EcEssie]

Me right now🤣🤣🤣

[Dr. Nyarsakwa @Nyarsakwa_]

This is how luo men move NORMALLY btw. Your healing process won’t be easy dia, take care😭

[Ghost In The Payroll @teendontmiss]

The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied😂😭

[siah wanja 🇿🇦 @s1ah_wanja]

Men generally have the warmest bodies cause they’re straight from hell

[Col3-wrld @_H0Va]

Mkuje Bnb uku Kasarani jameni,kwani mnataka nikule nini Christmas?

[Winifred💕 @winnieyy_o]

i highly recommend traumatizing your parents for your freedom otherwise you’d be 27 and still have a 7:30 curfew.

[⚖️Preston🇰🇪 @pr3stonK]

💀Clouds are not solid, You will land in Mwihoko. Proceed with caution

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

When I was a kid, Amos Wako was on tv alot so I asked ni wa nani fr and my family members always said Wako!! And I'd cry fr coz wdym ni wangu???

[aba @theabaverse]

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a haircut????

A barbecue 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[DHOLUO DICTIONARY , PhD @Thriving_luos]

Meanwhile, for Tomorrow parking arrangement is as follows:

Choppers - Kogelo
Cadillacs - Siaya Stadium
Landcruisers - Kisumu Airport
Mercedes - Kachok
Toyota -Probox ,Fielder, Allion,axio- Kericho
Car hire - Ahero
Nissans - Awasi
Mazdas - Katito
Others - Londiani

Vijana Fayaaa