These $DELL call contracts that were purchased on Tuesday are now up over 850%. From $690 to $6,670 per contract in just 3 days…
Is @POTUS the greatest trader of all time?
🚨 A junior new grad at Jane Street just locked in & signed a $220K–$600K role. 🚨🚀🔥
Not because he worked harder. Because he built an agentic AI system that uses JAX & Mesh-TF to chews through trillions of data points while entire teams are still loading their spreadsheets.
He just dropped a 1-hour breakdown of the exact system:
🟠 how he mines massive datasets most people don't even know exist
🟠 how AI catches patterns the human brain physically can't
🟠 how raw data becomes real trades and real decisions
🟠 how you can build the same thing from scratch
Kill the TikTok/Reels/XHS scrolling tonight.
This one hour will do more for your career than the last six months of scrolling
someone just swapped $50m for $36k on cowswap through aave's frontend, effectively losing 50m
if you try to make this swap on llamaswap the UI won't let you at all, buttons get locked
we've spent years building a price API with the highest coverage of defi tokens to avoid this
Every crypto bro is tweeting about how they’re learning to read stock and other financial instruments to discover new investment opportunities at the moment lol.
“Who the fuck is @michaeljburry?”
— @MartinShkreli
“That shit was a movie.”
“What the hell are you talking about? Who??”
“Never heard of him. I’ve heard of thousands of traders. Who the fuck is Michael Burry?”
“Who the fuck is Michael Burry? You ever heard of this dude?”
@egirl_capital@stable Tldr: founders of stable and egirl capital are friends
Should have mentioned that 90% of circulating supply is controlled by the team in your slop article
Buying $NVDA now is like tipping the stripper. Smart money buys the club.
Data centers are melting. The grid is frying. The "Real" trade isn't the AI chips; it's the Plumbing keeping them from catching fire.
$VRT $COHR $LITE $GLWThey sell the AC, the cables, and the lasers. The rockstar might OD, but the venue always gets paid.
Michael Saylor got cooked by Epstein’s publicist Peggy Siegel who basically said
“He’s so creepy I don’t even know if I can take his money I don’t even know how to blackmail him he has no personality and doesn’t understand social behavior.”
Michael Saylor was saved by his autism.
BASED. 😂 😂 😂
.@Jason said 10+ times that he only knew Epstein in the 90s. He was actually helping Epstein through the 2000s and 2010s, even after the child sex trafficking conviction.
Man starts VR company, donates to Trump: "Total moron, no moral compass!"
Man rapes children: "hey pal!"