Allan

Tweeting my mind.

[KLASIK ♠️ @lifeofklasik]

and when the ego wears off i hope you realise what you did to me was actually evil as fck.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I love Twitter because someone will tweet exactly what’s in my head and I just retweet it

[Naughty🦋 @naughtie_0]

Msee hukugongea ako kwa mpesa statement, sijui WhatsApp unatafuta nini aki

[Homzie @Lyrical__Julo]

You guys are vastly underestimating how expensive it is to exist right now. Even gainfully employed people are borrowing money like mad just to get through the month.

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

FREE HIM

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

I feel so bad when I can’t hold conversations, like sorry for being boring hey 😭😭😭

[Specter @DemonFramed]

I hate to break it to you, but if you want to be successful and you aren’t from a rich family, you have to sacrifice a lot.

You have to sacrifice your health, your mental health, your personal life, and your reputation.

For every rich family and every trust fund baby you see, there was someone in that family who sacrificed everything to build that wealth.

It takes a psychopathic and sociopathic level of dedication to make it out of this corrupt system.

[Mary Njoroge @Maryian96]

Did you guys know that they had planned to arrest Riggy g on sunday night..so what happened is Murkomen instructed the police force to arrest Riggy g ,but the senior security guys refused to sign the approval of the arrest terming it as a threat to national security🤣 like they advised if he is arrested this country wont be stable anymore salaleeeeee🤣🤣🤣

[Allan @repurtj]

@mohajq Poleni

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

A nigga who knows his worth be lonely af

[We$t @flygodT]

Another nigga learns the hard way🙂‍↕️

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

Alcohol is legal because it causes the working class to self destruct. Cannabis is illegal because it causes the working class to say things like, “Maybe we could buy a piece of land together & grow our own food?”

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

If theres a job I pray for you vijana msiwahi jipata mkifanya,its that one of supermarkets. I would rather work in a mzungus cotton farm than work in a supermarket again. That work is premium slavery. Kwanza sasa kuharibu zaidi,supervisor akue mkamba ama mhindi,you will regret your life. Na ujue mshahara ni 9K,but you have to be there at 7am and go for as late as 10pm. Lunch break ni 35 minutes. Na hufai kuonekana umekaa chini

Its impossible to even be in a relationship when you’re in this job. Unaambia mrembo good morning,unaingia kazi,unaacha simu kwa store,utaichukua saa mbili usiku,unaona dem alireply good morning,sasa ni kumuambia good night tena. Niambie kama hutagongewa? And at work,you have to look busy,even when theres no work. Nilijipata napangusa mkebe ya blueband 40 minutes bwana. Some of these jobs will traumatize you,mimi macho ilianza kupata wrinkles kama ya babu,na niko 22 years. Bwana Some of these jobs deserve to be taken by AI,wacha tuingie mjengo tupambane na mawe.

Khabusie!

[Allan @repurtj]

@losttrader6 Sorry bro

[Sheryllisa @Sheryllisa52263]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Acha wauwane😂😂😂.

[Mwangî @archiemwas]

As a man Mungu akikujalia upate a flow of income ata ikuwe kidogo but consistent strive ununue a good fridge, Tv, sound bar, washing machine, microwave, cooker, a good phone, and a laptop. Utaona how the quality of life drastically improves hadi your way of thinking inachange

[MJ🥰 @itsMJ_Ke]

Na msijifanye mmesahau safaricom ndio walipeana Albert ojwang's location so Justice cannot be selective. Everyone who played a role in this case has questions to answer

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Lamine Yamal: “Facing Leo Messi in a World Cup final would be fantastic. I hope so!”, told DAZN.

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Jordan Henderson was still wearing the full England kit and his boots while watching injured from the bench 😭

[Josh @Josh001J]

Hiyo ya Sheryl imenyolewa fiti na ni safi. Which brings us to the question, heri yenye iko safi kama kichwa ya ombachi ama ya manyoa kama ya Shimuli?