Jamie

it’s not the heat, it’s the dust

[Thomas White @len0killer]

If I was a military commander we would be taking heavy casualties at all times, often for little or no gain. Lots of injuries as well

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(A week into Salò trying to lighten the mood) Come on guys, it's probably gonna be like 8 days of Sodom, 9 max

[Vince Classic @VinceClassic]

Oh my top favorite novels? Probably the 5 hardest ones

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

how about we make tomorrow another pointless day? lets all do the same pointless stuff we always do

[worms cited @christapeterso]

His wife needed physical therapy

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(forgetting what i was going to say 30 seconds ago and not being able to remember) Oh well who fucking cares What's the fucking point anyway to anything. (Remembering a fact I read 4 days ago about beetles) Life is lowkey Symphonic

[O Algo Laughing Spreads His Wings @AnimeSerbia]

Not right now kitten the walls are closing in on daddy.

[WH @hastifliche]

I have seen the dishwasher stacked in ways beyond the ken of man. I have seen decisions made about the placement of a spatula in the dishwasher which could not have been produced by the operations of a merely human intellect

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Does anybody have one of these I could borrow

[Jamie @reverendjimjam]

my roommate circa 2019/2020:

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

We need a coldwave/darkwave/minimal synth president

[Fataled my ism @YOOWAANN]

hey you guys my friend just told me i have a stain on my shirt (embarrassing) and hes put his finger on the shirt to indicate where it is. Im gonna look down so i can asses the stain situation

[Actually Elly @LE_Kay88]

Who up worrying about their teeth

[waka fawksa flame @dumbledonk]

studying abroad? we call them women now

[Jamie @reverendjimjam]

really epic bro. now name five women who feel safe in your presence

[iamyesyouareno @iamyesyouareno]

“Roast me”

We’ve just witnessed a murder. Brutal.

[rachel yara @bugposting]

They should invent a CVS or maybe Target in a city where you can take an item off a shelf and purchase it

[Thomas White @len0killer]

I’ll be damned if my son ever asks to go hunting. Get back in that room and don’t come out until you’re fucking gay