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@LinusMixson Nooo

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I don’t know what’s changed since my childhood but I feel like Brita filters have gotten much faster

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I don’t know if this is a skill issue or a gag but I literally cannot set this slider to 70%

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I might lose my mind if Google autocorrect doesn’t stop trying to insert a space between my words and footnote numbers

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Ok not to be that person but new iOS announced yesterday and my phone is actually about to catch on fire today

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I hate macOS Tahoe

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I think I’m in an Instagram reels control group where they’re testing to see if they can get away with only showing me ads

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I sometimes worry that because I only really tweet to complain, someone reading my tweets would think I only complain. But then I remember no one really reads my tweets anyway

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@GeoffOliverATX @Davidus_Rex @MercuriusFilius If you win, the price has to be some number less than N

Simplifying to whole numbers that’s a range of 1 to N-1.

Expected price = average of options

1 + N - 1 = N, 2 + N - 2 = N and so on.

Half as many pairs that equal N as numbers, so the average is N/2

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I hate when you text a gc and your phone decides to DM everyone instead

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@KChenoweth are you at coachella right now please answer quick

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Wow I'm so curious what the strategy behind this World Legend rollout at Rogers and Mastercard is. At face value, what a strange offering.

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I find it very funny we’ve decided that email isn’t secure enough for messages from your doctor but clicking the link in your email and then typing in your birthday solves that problem.

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I thought as a society we’ve moved past Airbnbs with rules like this

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Wearing monthly contacts to go out is a great idea until I’m lying in bed ready to pass out and then realize I can see too well

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Who the fuck is trying to win a Volkswagen ID. Buzz

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They really want me to do a riddle

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What the hell sure

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Jack Hughes scored the winning goal so I blocked Tate McRae

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Olympic takeaway, the thirds on team GB and team Canada are both hot