Illegal immigration is like when you wait in line for your exit and some tard drives all the way to the front, crosses 2 lanes of traffic and 2 double white lines, cuts you off and causes the car behind you to rear-ends you.
Baby hit the big 500k today on the way back from the liquor store. I missed the moment because I was too busy cracking open my 3rd Miller of the drive.
Got caught in the hotel lobby this morning with my pants down. And by that I mean a guy who couldn’t backspin a ball off a high in a Michigan hat asked me about the brand of chapstick I was using. God bless
Gupta told me there wasn’t any logs of 6 milli citrus zyns left and the Shell this morning. Wanted to pull my conceal on him like I was playing GTA. Brings me back… #expand