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[Jack Settleman @jacksettleman]

I deadass might turn this shit off

This is fucking rigged

What the fuck @nba

[💵 @ineedaparlay09]

victor wembanyama just be doing shit

[Hawkeye Enjoyer (IOWA FIRST) 🐤 @HawkGuyEnjoyer]

Someone who nobody has ever heard of, declined 8 debates, and took $20 million in donations from Israel “won” a primary from an 8 year constituent.

We’re cooked.

[Qasem Al-Ali @AlaliQasem]

$760M short on oil. Placed 20 minutes before the Hormuz announcement.
This is the 3rd time.
March 23: $500M short — 15 minutes before Trump delayed Iran strikes. Oil dropped 15%.
April 7: $950M short — hours before the US-Iran ceasefire.
April 17: $760M short — 20 minutes before Hormuz declared open.
The CFTC is investigating.

The ‘peace trade’ was sold to retail. Someone else got out first.
Who knew?

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

What if I start commenting "Who asked?" under everyone's LinkedIn posts?

[Smite @7Smite4]

Nixon resigned, rather than get impeached for ATTEMPTING to spy on his political opponents and trying to cover it up.

This week, Pam Bondi was caught red-handed ACTUALLY spying on members of congress.

It didn’t last a 48 hour news cycle.

We’ve come a long way.

[Chopped Unc @canceled_corpse]

@AmazonMGMStudio Sick propaganda you got there. Be a shame if people saw right through it

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump's first words on 60 Minutes: "Democrats' fault"

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

One week after Trump pardoned Binance’s owner (for a stunning array of crimes related to terrorist and sex predator financing), Binance starts promoting Trump crypto.

The White House is a full time, 24/7 corruption machine.

[jasper nathaniel @infinite_jaz]

If I am killed in the West Bank, please know that I blame you personally @GovMikeHuckabee. I was set up by the IDF to be attacked by 100 armed settlers. When I sent the embassy the video and asked for protection for me and everyone else in Turmus’ayya, they literally said no.

[Warren @swd2]

He was convicted of creating a phony charity for the disabled and using the funds for his own personal slush fund. That’s what they’re celebrating.

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

We are permanently trapped at these people's mercy while forced to watch them slowly learn shit people generally figure out in 11th grade

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

I can’t believe people are throwing away 250 years of American democracy for Donald Trump. The most obvious fucking fraud. All you have to do to see it is not look away.

[Ruben Gallego @RubenGallego]

Trump is literally bailing out Argentina’s universal healthcare with a $20 billion loan.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Conservatives when they learn that Puerto Rico is part of the United States:

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

Americans showing lack of class in every possible global arena these days.

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

For all of you bozos who still think this is a right vs left problem, the right is in power.

We are still doing whatever Israel wants, we are still protecting pedophiles, and you’re still being lied to.

It’s two heads of the same snake.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

no wars ended
cost of living still high
economy imploding
unlimited money to israel
trumps in epstein files
workers getting kidnapped everywhere

at least he banned trans athletes!
at least he’s canceling kimmel!

you’re an easily tricked adult and a fucking loser