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just because

[robert @robdobjones]

@CoxHelp My bill is 2x higher than usual because I moved to a new house and self-installed. When I called to find out more, a CSR informed me that “it’s just the way it is.”

[robert @robdobjones]

I can’t wait to leave @CoxComm when @ATT gets fiber in Yukon.

[robert @robdobjones]

strawb sprite is the best drink at sonic fight me

[robert @robdobjones]

24 hrs early to my meeting tomorrow #whoops

[robert @robdobjones]

coffee will never wake me up like my accelerator sticking on the highway

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

Me: hey mom, I posted a tweet a few days ago and it went viral. Do you want to see it?

Her: lol yeah the gals at work showed me that! We spent like the next 20 minutes talking about what a fucking loser you are and how you don’t have any friends

[robert @robdobjones]

@dominos

[robert @robdobjones]

that classic Sunday night anxiety that makes Monday so great ;)

[robert @robdobjones]

i miss seattle

[robert @robdobjones]

@evan_breen @tessa_housh_

[robert @robdobjones]

https://t.co/LrOrEmWvFi

[robert @robdobjones]

i really want back in the twitter game but d its been too long

[Alex Cecrle @Alexzoin]

"The truth doesn’t need defending, the truth fears no questions, and if it can be destroyed by the truth, then it deserves to be destroyed by the truth."

[robert @robdobjones]

do you have the hunger that only a soggy lukewarm TORNADO from 7-11 could suffice

[robert @robdobjones]

just wanna jam y’all

[robert @robdobjones]

WHY do people still speed in parking lots

[robert @robdobjones]

@morgibrooke Our state is such a joke rn

[robert @robdobjones]

this is so incredible.

please watch it.

please. https://t.co/Nez523GFQH

[Noah Gundersen @noahgundersen]

Something wicked this way comes...

Thanks to Andy & Ben Park for making this happen. Stream or purchase here: https://t.co/rg75qsaLUy. Watch the live video here: https://t.co/Owuo0KGU1P

[robert @robdobjones]

@Hannmad no one would read it