Rob

Comedian. Yeah lets go with that.

[Rob @robkemeny]

@brettmercer_ Someone get @ZachMartina a green screen and a pencil. We are so back !

[Rock @TheCensoredRock]

This is a fantastic duck duck goose strategy 😂

[Rob @robkemeny]

Any sport, other than hockey, that isn’t sponsored by @PabtsBlueRibbon is probably not worth watching.

[Wesley Ward🗑️Ⓜ️ @WesWardComedy]

I'm not a fan of elf on a shelf. It teaches your kids to respect snitches and no one should respect snitches

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Netflix special streaming today. God Bless them for not giving any notes on this joke. @NetflixIsAJoke

[Rob @robkemeny]

Hey, umm there’s still a war going on in Yemen. #Oscars

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

Hopefully these gas prices will convince America to finally start investing in more responsible sources of energy, like my plan for a car powered by dolphin skin.

[Rob @robkemeny]

My favourite thing to do is watch @joerogan while @Neilyoung plays in the background.

[Rob @robkemeny]

Dancing in Windsor Ontario will be illegal next week. @kevinbacon we need you!!!

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the American Press…

[Dave Landau @LandauDave]

The woman shot at the capital has been identified as Ghislaine Maxwell.

[Rob @robkemeny]

@HymiePolania @ChristineComedy @timrebrn Best hug ever!

[Rob @robkemeny]

@HymiePolania @ChristineComedy @timrebrn Stay on your side!

[Rob @robkemeny]

“Fuck it, it’s Friday” should really be said on a Tuesday.

[Rob @robkemeny]

Has America tried just not having a president?

[Rob @robkemeny]

Most of my American friends are happy about the election results to them I say congratulations and offer this word of advice, do not quench your thirst on republican tears, we are still in a pandemic and most of them don’t believe in science.

[Rob @robkemeny]

I DECLARE PRESIDENCY! - President Michael Scott

[jen richardson @jenjokestoomuch]

Tune in tomorrow for lots of laughs with comic @robkemeny. He is the co-host of Brewing for Comedy at @CraftHeadsBrew where we, @jentalkstoomuch and @ChristineComedy, do open mic.

[Rob @robkemeny]

@GoldretrieverUS Do a kickflip

[Big Body Gadilac 🟡🟣 @GadHolland]

If you think violence solves nothing think about why these racists never draw a picture of prophet Muhammad