Matt Long

Next gen telco core at Working Group Two; Past lives: Telenor Digital; Aptomar; ARM; Google; robotics | he/him/his @[email protected]

[MMitchell @mmitchell_ai]

In order to understand why ChatGPT can't replace Google Search, it's useful to understand the early days of web search and the role that PageRank played. 1/n

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

R.I.P. 2022 (2022 - 2022)

[Matt Long @robothor]

@jrhwood @nixcraft The eternal New Year’s resolution?

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

noop. you are not my Mum. Hah.

[Async @0xAsync]

No mom it's not a "messy pile of clothes on my chair" it's an L1 cache for fast random access to my frequently used clothes in O(1) time. It needs to be big to avoid expensive cache misses (looking in my closet). I NEED to be minimizing latency, this is important to me. Please.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Midsommar / Midwintar

[lara mendonça 🇵🇸 @laraisuncool]

This is the funniest thing I've ever read

[Sophy Boyle @wyvernandstar]

Apparently formidable, yet vanquished by Paperhenge

[Murderbot wandering.shop/@murderbotbot @MurderBotBot]

[I bet the Corporation Rim has rules just like what the baby boy is implementing here.]

[Matt Long @robothor]

It was a great discussion!

[@norootcause.surfingcomplexity.com on Bluesky @norootcause]

Check out the opening keynote talk that @LauraMDMaguire and I gave at SRECon EMEA, which was described by one of the program chairs (@niallm) as "surprisingly hard-nosed".

https://t.co/wnrh1Xa6rd

[@norootcause.surfingcomplexity.com on Bluesky @norootcause]

Check out the opening keynote talk that @LauraMDMaguire and I gave at SRECon EMEA, which was described by one of the program chairs (@niallm) as "surprisingly hard-nosed".

https://t.co/wnrh1Xa6rd

[Matt Long @robothor]

@fledsbo Let’s see how long your account lasts now… :-)

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Time for the Latin student version of A Christmas Carol

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

We did it!! Now nobody move, give birth, or die.

[Mat Ryer @matryer]

i feel like if you pull this off, you should just be let go.

A bit like how it isn't a foul in football if you get the ball.

[Corporatebish @Corporatebishh]

Get my work done? Umm, pretty sure it’s “Let’s circle back in January” season.

[Matt Long @robothor]

@norootcause A billion here, a billion there… so easy to lose track of trifles like that

[Robin R Murphy @robinrmurphy]

@rodneyabrooks deservedly won the 2022 @ieee_media Founders Medal! I think it is hard for "young uns" to know what a paradigm shift behavior-based #robotics was in the 1980s and the subsumption architecture- that alone would be enough.

https://t.co/Hix138KcUN

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