royce

[royce @royceusa]

You've never suffered for art the way I just suffered for this haircut

[royce @royceusa]

HEB guac > chipotle guac

[royce @royceusa]

Today I feel Algerian

[royce @royceusa]

Nearly shed a tear when I saw Tomiyasu get minutes for Japan yesterday

[royce @royceusa]

David Raya not starting in goal for Spain is criminal.

[royce @royceusa]

I sat in 2 chairs yesterday. A chair at my house to watch the World Cup for 5 hours and a chair at my friends crib to watch the World Cup for another 5 hours.

[royce @royceusa]

The narratives going forward about the US are going to be obnoxious bc of their opening win over Paraguay

[royce @royceusa]

Dove orchids are my new favorite flowers bc they look like a tiny dove is inside it and apparently smell like beer

[royce @royceusa]

I’ve discovered at my big age that maybe I do like Belle and Sebastian.

[royce @royceusa]

Yesterday’s shithousing is not today’s shithousing.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: From 2026/27, Premier League teams will be punished for wasting time when restarting play.

• Take too long over a goal kick? It becomes a corner.

• Take too long over a throw-in? The other team gets the throw.

• A substituted player must leave the pitch within 10 seconds. If not, his replacement has to wait 60 seconds before coming on, leaving his team with 10 players until then.

[royce @royceusa]

Couldn’t be more proud of the boys performance today. Arsenal will be back.

[royce @royceusa]

That lazy home plate ump just wanted to get back to his hotel bc it’s late, Cam’s bat never crossed the plate.

[royce @royceusa]

Take a drink every time the commentators mention how Max Dowman has to take his GCSEs next week

[royce @royceusa]

Arsenal had rivals hate watching for 8 months straight just to see them crowned premier league champions with a game to spare lol

[royce @royceusa]

Yeah I’m crying.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[royce @royceusa]

People that do run club during Friday happy hour don’t deserve a weekend

[royce @royceusa]

Just heard a teenager refer to Cypress as Cyraq

[royce @royceusa]

spurs fans acting like they wanted west ham’s goal to stand against Arsenal is beyond performative

[royce @royceusa]

@southsidehlding Heights / rodeo / upper Kirby

[royce @royceusa]

What is the point of AI if I can’t have a healthy baseball team a dozen games into the season