Roy Dank

Yes, that’s my real name. Independent Consultant. Formerly of frog, Vice, Converse, Outlier and Droga5.

[Roy Dank @roydank]

RIP

[Michael Patrick O’Neil @abefromanohio]

The Norm Macdonald Moth Joke is one of the greatest told on television https://t.co/xRVWjPKeJY

[Roy Dank @roydank]

@lovefingers https://t.co/boZkfkHXgA

[JewFAQ @jewfaq]

@inkasrain It's a mezuzah, https://t.co/dMhhLy9GNi. Big letter on top is Shin, the rest are just the first 10 letters of the alphabet for the 10 Commandments. The "magic" part is scroll inside. It cannot be used to aim the Jewish space lasers.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

These pants came up on a sponsored ad for me and I can’t stop laughing.

[John Spencer @SpencerGuard]

So I've been asked what my advice would be to civilian resistors in Ukriane, especially Kyiv. Someone with no military training but wanting to resist. Here are a few things #Kyiv #UkraineUnderAttack :

[Roy Dank @roydank]

@BillyWerner manchin a plant

[Roy Dank @roydank]

#TheMaskedSinger is proof that #TheMatrix exists

[Roy Dank @roydank]

Sign on to @CoriBush's bill now to hold GOP members of Congress accountable for inciting terror through their attempts to overturn this election. https://t.co/sgjj8yW8P0

[Roy Dank @roydank]

@timothysaccenti about as not cool as it can get

[Roy Dank @roydank]

@timothysaccenti I’m seeing too many people I know prance around my neighborhood maskless and fancy free, and nearby businesses I used to love supporting totally cool with supporting this behavior and not caring about social distancing.

[Roy Dank @roydank]

@jazzbeezy Same, just started a couple of weeks ago!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

If only there were some public fund billionaires could pay into along with everyone else that helps fund our infrastructure, hospitals, and public systems all at once.

It could even be a modest % of what they earn every year. We could have an agency collect it and everything

[Roy Dank @roydank]

More of this, please https://t.co/bxDWiOVJB6

[Roy Dank @roydank]

@FutureTiming taika waititi

[Ari Goldman @WRLDBLDNG]

UPS drivers def coolest in delivery world w/ the no side door thing

[Roy Dank @roydank]

Auspiciously timed Google warning

[Amnesty International @amnesty]

Call out racism & hate.
Call out racism & hate.
Call out racism & hate.