ruby 🫶🏼

[Benjamin Glickenhaus @benglickenhaus]

wife guys everywhere weeping tears of joy

[ruby 🫶🏼 @rubyscribbles]

27 🪅

[normal person @turbogeniusman]

29 years young and i could buy any sandwich i want without even checking my bank account. won't go into details but i'm in the hundreds

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

I'm joining the war on Audrey Hobert on the side of Audrey Hobert

[Wiz Fajita @trillary_banks_]

left the house without earrings on

[jenneth goulet @kennyroysgrammy]

Ryan Murphy used to have Jane Lynch delivering lines like this on a weekly basis

[ruby 🫶🏼 @rubyscribbles]

had an awful bpd episode :)
getting a new phone :)

[ruby 🫶🏼 @rubyscribbles]

@bilexual__ I’m so excited for you

[ruby 🫶🏼 @rubyscribbles]

I’m high and got the giggles oh how I’ve missed this

[pineapple fanta @occult_sandwich]

Homeless man just shouted at me “I’m going to steal all of your skills and delete them”. I’m so scared, like how do you even counter this

[ruby 🫶🏼 @rubyscribbles]

getting told I look like Nikki from obsession bc I’m a hot Latina walking around with a crazed look in my eyes 💀

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼 ✦ @Kristosavage2]

no u still cute just the way you smoked at 9am but didn't eat till 5pm surprised me

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Does my cat know she’s adorable or does she think her lil meow squeaks are super serious business

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

august is going to feel like this

[.luci🐇 @mmidwestindigo]

#oversharing cuando era anorexica lo que más me quedó fue una psiquiatra que me dijo que daba miedo como me veía y que estaba muy fea y aunque fue 100% antiprofesional me cambió la vida

[supreme leader newport @point5princess]

sometimes when I smoke weed around my bf who’s only drug of choice is ibuprofen I feel like I’m blowing smoke at a baby

[chase @_chase_____]

it sucks that the only way to become someone’s best friend in adulthood is by defeating their childhood best friend in a trial by combat

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here spreading rumors about you and talking behind your back

[💎 @foreeeeeal]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[Dark Moon 🏠📼 @DarkMoonHV]

Been referring to the hit of weed i take before leaving the house as "putting on my cologne" to the utter dismay of everyone who cares for me.