Ruchir Mashru

I'm not saying i'm #Batman, I'm just saying nobody has has ever seen me and Batman in a room together.
@ManUtd, @Babson MBA, Jedi Master, #FPL addict

[Ruchir Mashru @ruchirmashru]

Unknowingly started a tradition of having #ramen on my birthday
2019 Hello guppy
2020 Kofuku
2021 Izumi

[Anuj Baid @anujbaid96]

Request everyone to share as much as possible!
Avadh Heliconia Vapi - Elderly dominated 1500 Villa society with over 3000 residents. All grocery/kitchen destroyed with over 6ft of water inside all the houses.

it has been over 16 hours now - The rescue team is continuously saying that they're trying to reach Avadh heliconia (vapi) but till now there has been no sight of them in the society.

NO WATER - NO FOOD!

i hope the Govt. @CMOGuj @GujaratPolice @BJP4India @NDRFHQ have not failed us?

@ANI @ABPNews @aajtak @collectorvalsad @PMOIndia @narendramodi @adgpi @CollectorGnr

Request everyone

[Matt Gallagher @MattP1Gallagher]

FIA can you please hurry the fuck up we are all refreshing constantly

[Motorsport @Motorsport]

Refreshing my feed every six to seven seconds to see if there's anything new on McLaren.

[Ruchir Mashru @ruchirmashru]

@FPLGeneral @59thMinutePod Remove Watkins and palmer till they get their form back? Get in grealish and Haaland as replacements?

[Ruchir Mashru @ruchirmashru]

@catshealdeprsn Get the mother home!!!!

[Jawaharlal Nehru (Satire) @The_Nehru]

Yesterday wasn’t journalism — it was propaganda.
Lies, spin, and zero truth.When people rely on the media, this betrayal is dangerous.

THESE NEWS CHANNELS CANNOT BE TRUSTED!

Listing some of the lies they aired yesterday in this thread. Stay tuned.

#GodiMediaExposed

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

may da 4th be w u

[Ruchir Mashru @ruchirmashru]

@FPLGeneral @59thMinutePod Chip strategy going forward?
Did WC gw30, planning bb gw32, tc gw33, AM post 34, used up FH earlier

[Ruchir Mashru @ruchirmashru]

The docking scene

[Ruchir Mashru @ruchirmashru]

Rewatched @Interstellar in #IMAX
@PicturesPVR

[Ruchir Mashru @ruchirmashru]

To anyone who asks, can you skip watching it in #IMAX

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

When scientists said the Universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons, they forgot to mention morons.

[Warner Bros. India @WarnerBrosIndia]

The stars are aligning again! Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar returns to cinemas in India and also in IMAX on February 7. Relive the journey beyond time and space! ​

#Interstellar #ChristopherNolan #10thAnniversary #AnneHathway #MatthewMcConaughey

[centredevils. @centredevils]

The reaction of the players and Ruben Amorim to the Harry Maguire miss.

Onana fell 🤣

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I remember 2024 like it was yesterday…

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

My New Year's resolution is to procrastinate.

I'Il start tomorrow.

[Ruchir Mashru @ruchirmashru]

Perks of living with a 4 month old

You get to watch the United States Grand Prix qualifying ( 4am 🙃) @COTA @F1

[TC @totalcristiano]

This video will never get old. 😂

[Chirag Barjatya @chiragbarjatya]

Wont make fun of irctc website again. Imagine handling this population everyday at 10am.

[Ruchir Mashru @ruchirmashru]

@MumbaiPolice Thank you!
Hope to see a result tonight

[Ruchir Mashru @ruchirmashru]

Construction work is being done at 11pm in Dharmaprakash Shrinivasayya High School (DS high school Sion West) beyond the allowed working hours.