ruth!

[ruth! @ruthbarness]

i 🫶 judge judy

[kaitan 🩻 @pinagkaitan_]

i’m such an awful texter but we shouldn’t be this accessible anyway but the price of community is inconvenience and discomfort but

[Kyle Ayers @kyleayers]

Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

When I would “vape” nicotine, the first “hit” of the day, I would feel my blood pressure drop, and deep despair would flood me. I would beg whoever was near me frantically, “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry. I’m sorry.” Would return to normal seconds later. Never happened with cigarettes.

[Joey Nova NYC 🍇 @thejoeynova]

I used to be confused about the Madonna-Whore complex when I first heard about it as a kid because I was like well isn’t Madonna kind of slutty too

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[Marti Arti @Marti_Chann]

Me after what the pope wrote against AI

[miz irri @miz_irritating]

Black don’t crack ikdr

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

First in my bloodline to be this lazy

[addam @addammy1]

#UPDATE: Environment Canada Says Toronto Has Been "Buried" and is "Gone", "Will No Longer Be Providing Updates"

[gerf (fred) @achingkneejoint]

as English speakers we have to sort out the 'had had' situation. it's frankly embarrassing to the language

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

The food scientist at Tostitos who added that lil hint of lime

[ruth! @ruthbarness]

I finally have health insurance!!! everybody clap for ohip

[chase @_chase_____]

having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters

[intern @intern]

hey man just wanted to reach out and say i loved how much you drank at the networking event last night

[jo @cowboypraxis]

how to prevail tutorial

instructions on prevail?

wikihow prevail despite the darkness that consumes

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

if i was in victorious i don't think i would've had the capacity to forgive robbie for robarazzi

[. @furyofthegodz]

Does nobody want to work anymore? @TMZ @TheShadeRoom @people @HollywoodFix

[trish @ultragloss]

mommy? mamacita. a mom of what. a dog? like in real life? like a daughter, like a real baby? wait that’s so cute. how old is he or she

[ruth! @ruthbarness]

permanently curious, but never nefarious 😔 don’t mind if I ask a q or 2