Ryan van der King

A personal outlet, different to my professional face. If anything I tweet offends you, then it's probably not serious.

[John Bishop @JohnBishop100]

Sorry world it was me who used all the sellotape ....😳

[Ryan van der King @rvanderking]

Guy on the bus behind me with a balloon provides perfect #selfie material. #StarWars #DarthVader

[Ryan van der King @rvanderking]

Standing waiting for a bus in #england at #Christmas makes you really welcome global warming

[Ryan van der King @rvanderking]

Not surprised 30% of Americans want to bomb #Agrabah - they imprison ppl there inside lamps: it's barbaric

[Ryan van der King @rvanderking]

https://t.co/HBBN7I1TDR

[Ryan van der King @rvanderking]

@ctwtn German...#fail

[Ryan van der King @rvanderking]

@IssySarahD @SoVeryBritish Overboard, and overstocked, and...passing the savings onto us? :P

[Ryan van der King @rvanderking]

This year's #tourdefrance will start in...Germany. It's a nothing commute - that's why France & Germany have always been allies.

[Ryan van der King @rvanderking]

Don't remember the same controversy when Catwoman became black. #Hermione

[Ryan King 王明瑞 @thisisryanking]

Way more ppl demanding to see the votes of last night's #Strictly final than the General Election. #priorities

[Ryan van der King @rvanderking]

Plaster worn to demonstrate actual punching has taken place #SeppBlatter #FIFA https://t.co/J5V59d0kWW

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

"I'm really sorry I'm still a punching ball" - Sepp Blatter reacts to 8-year #FIFA ban https://t.co/yFtxIRxbWG https://t.co/JBikBcyk1k

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Having a favourite motorway service station

[Ryan van der King @rvanderking]

I'm spending #Hogmanay in Moscow -@leomironov - sound drunk as f**k to me

[Ryan van der King @rvanderking]

#StarWarsTheForceAwakens SPOILER ALERT

[Ryan van der King @rvanderking]

Unprofessionalism in a beauty contest - surely not? #MissUniverse2015

[Ryan van der King @rvanderking]

You know what they say - second place is first loser #MissUniverse2015 https://t.co/W4Dok2itrm

[Pancho @Panchoavila]

Bad design at glance. #MissUniverse2015

[Ryan van der King @rvanderking]

Martin McGuinness speaks out against #BBCSPOTY nominee @Tyson_Fury - not exactly on solid ground there, Mr IRA