Ryan K

Irritating, but exhilarating. Sucker for romantic comedies.

[Dan Rapaport @Daniel_Rapaport]

When FIFA corrupt as hell but it benefits the USMNT

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

OL seeing a DL flinch on a hard count

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

my dog when there’s a guy totally minding his own business across the street

[Matt Smethurst @MattSmethurst]

“As we know, the English historically struggle here in Massachusetts.”

Such a casually brilliant line. 😂

[Jon Sumrall @CoachJonSumrall]

Grateful to coach at a top 10 public university that also offers advanced basket weaving! 🐊

[Chris Marler @Vern_Funquist]

Jesus seeing Judas on Sunday morning

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

not ai btw

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Buddy the Street Dog is in attendance for the Queens University men's team 🐶

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Me making sure the green is clear from 260 yards out before I top it 20 yards

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

Me when the Benihana chef lights the Onion Volcano.

[Ryan K @ryanakauf10]

@JWill_22 I didn’t comment on this earlier, but I should’ve. Great list and appreciate this year after year!

[Ryan K @ryanakauf10]

@AllKindsWeather Honestly, that’s not a lot of firepower. The North Korea launch site, not the gator skill positions.

[Shawn @PalmerDesigns_]

Ok, first off, a Tiger…swimming in the ocean?

Tigers don’t even like water.
If you placed it near a river, or some sort of fresh water source, that’d make sense.
But you find yourself in the ocean, a 20 ft wave, I’m assuming its off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full, grown, 800 lb tuna with his 20 or 30 friends.

You lose that battle. you lose that battle nine times out of ten.

[Max Toscano @maxtoscano1]

I saw that guy check the ball down over and over and over with Amari Cooper for 2 years, there’s no questioning his conservative credentials

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

Sources confirm that I am “interested” in winning the lottery.

[abby @lovesicknoon]

cal raleigh is averaging about 1.6 war a month, you are not special

[Ryan K @ryanakauf10]

@Ry_Bass Still here.

[Jacob Rubashkin @JacobRubashkin]

The existence of Chicago Pope implies the existence of MLA Pope and APA Pope