RyRy

The prettiest girl in class

[Sara!Jane @ksarasera]

The only tip this waitress is getting is if someone asks for a water, you bring them a water

[RyRy @ryansolo1987]

Win an Eastman Acoustic Every Day This Week - 5 To Be Won @guitarguitaruk @eastmanguitars #competition http://t.co/NCo4Kf5dYM #ggcomp

[guitarguitar Digital @GtrGtrDigital]

It's day 4 of our @WeAreNovation #competition. Enter now and you could win a Mininova synth! http://t.co/mmILaPu8C4

[Bobs @_bobs__]

A man just said I'm useless at describing people. He's got a cheek.

[Charlie Brooker @charltonbrooker]

Masterchef would be 5% better if it was called Thundercook.

[cluedont @cluedont]

Knowledgeable *tick*
Vigilant *tick*
Friendly *tick*
Looks good in a waistcoat *tick*

Right, that's settled then. Let's get an office owl.

[cluedont @cluedont]

When I was in Rome I went and saw the Spanish Steps. Possibly the most disappointing tribute band ever.

[RyRy @ryansolo1987]

@simonpegg you look remarkably like some guy I once saw

[RICHARD AYOADE @RichardAyoade]

Will shortly be coming to America. Will keep you updated on any further similarities between myself and Eddie Murphy.

[edgarwright @edgarwright]

Very very happy for @JBoyega getting a huge role in 'Star Wars VII'. His great work killing 'gorilla-wolf-motherfuckers' was clearly noted.

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

I'm is a colledge stewdent, meet me in the lieberry and we can cher a kit cat chunkey and tork about bucks

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Some new cat names available: P.O Box 6, Ken Tussle and15 inch Ron:£8.00 per annum

[Sara!Jane @ksarasera]

On a cuteness scale from cockroach to baby kitty, you're about an elderly hedgehog

[Joe Wilkinson @gillinghamjoe]

I've just turned twitters 'pointless' filter on, so now all i'm left with is a message from Topps Tiles telling me there's 30% off all grout

[William Regal @RealKingRegal]

Random little person photo with a cat.Magic.

[RyRy @ryansolo1987]

#I'madoofus

[RyRy @ryansolo1987]

American birthright = able to become president. British birthright = able to become 'The Doctor'. I'm pretty sure we win. #everybodylives

[Peter Serafinowicz @serafinowicz]

When Hugh Hefner dies, he's asked to have his body liquidised. The old smoothie.

[RyRy @ryansolo1987]

You seem to know a lot about Hanukkah for somebody who once thought it was the name of Han solo and Chewbaccas baby

[RyRy @ryansolo1987]

@cheesybiscuit_ Wahey, mines on sunday #olderthanthecryptkeeper