Deion Sanders - RZ Barstool

Red Zone's Illustriously Eloquent Deion 'Primetime' Sanders parody account. Not affiliated with the Real Deion Sanders.

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We're under 5 minutes 👀
#RZ80DRAFT

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Just sittin here in chilly Colorado sippin on this Hot Toddy. And damn if I didn't get a flashback of the worst GM move of Season 80. And we still in the Offseason, baby! Ain't NOBODY beating CMC leaving Philly with a 2nd in his pocket and loose change coming back in return 🤣🤦🏾‍♂️

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Big Deals are flying in the RZ now! JC Jackson is now headed to Tampa for a haul of picks, baby!

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And there it is, baby! Monster Myles Garrett is headed to the Pacific Northwest! The 12s just got them a Bully! I can't believe this!

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Big deal on place for one of the top defenders in this stratosphere! My sources a beaming baby!

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Das It!

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That was open hearts surgery. Rodgers out there with scrubs and a scalpel!

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Came back from running errands from Mrs Prime. Flipped on the game in the 2nd like huh??
35-3 with 2 min left in 5he half!?

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@RZJDarlington

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I feel absolutely sick. I'm disgusted with both these defenses. How dare you make a mockery of my craft, baby?!? Disgusting..

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@RZCardsman @RZ_Seahawks @rz_oldguy Well damn. Did this tweet get lost 6 mo ago, man?

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@RzKollman @RZBigCat @RZ_RichEisen @RZJDarlington @RZStool @TheAthletic_RZ @RZ_QBCritic @RZ_ChrisSimms @rzherby @TomPelisseroRZ @RZbill_cower @RZDSimmons Anytime brother!

[Deion Sanders - RZ Barstool @rzprimetime]

@RZBigCat @RZ_RichEisen @RZJDarlington @RZStool @TheAthletic_RZ @RzKollman @RZ_QBCritic @RZ_ChrisSimms @rzherby @TomPelisseroRZ @RZbill_cower @RZDSimmons Maybe cuz pundits gave them more juice than a pomegranate seed delivers? 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@NYJRedzone UnbeWEAVEvable Return 🫣

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BIG TRADE NEWS!

Chiefs' Beast DT Chris Jones is on his way to Philly for some high end picks! Chiefs eat $53.7 in guaranteed money. A Cap Savings of -$30.2M! 🫣

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Ladies and Gentlemen are you ready for this All Black Conference Championship Week?!

2 HBCU bands will be performing at both games. Along with several Big Name Rappers and R&B artist. I'm excited baby!

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The OC is a nut job. Calls a PA pass on 3rd and 5 from the 6?! All you had to do is kick the FG! Or at the VERY LEAST run the ball. Which I wouldn't do. Mac Jones almost throws a pick at the goal line. Inches away. But that don't matter now cuz they completed it for the win 🤦🏾‍♂️

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What is happening. Patriots have no faith in their kicker from the 11?? Dangerous to run two plays before attempting the FG, man. Wow!

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Bills driving and make a critical mistake! McCourty snatches it and takes it back the other way. It's first and 10 at the 11-yard line. FG wins it