Southern Failway

*Parody Account* All of our trains are cancelled, THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT IF YOU CAN'T READ DON'T GO MAD AT ME.

[Southern Failway @S_Failway]

10 minutes and we got blocked

[Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport]

Fact: If you emptied the fuel tanks of an Airbus A380 into an Olympic swimming pool, you’d give athletes from many countries nasty skin burns and ruin a global sporting event.

[Southern Failway @S_Failway]

Say farewell to our loved company @StageflopSE

[Southern Failway @S_Failway]

@StageflopSE Rip^OP

[Southern Failway @S_Failway]

@CrossChaos56 you know what to do^OP

[CrossCountry Trains @CrossCountryUK]

A queuing system is currently in operation at @NetworkRailBHM for those heading to the @CheltenhamRaces. Around 5000 people are expected to travel between Birmingham and Cheltenham today so all services calling at Cheltenham Spa will be extremely busy. 🏇🏿

[Southern Failway @S_Failway]

What they said^OP

[Stageflop South East (inactive) @StageflopSE]

We haven't posted for almost a month, so to fulfill our legal requirements of the Department Against Transport to post once a month, this post exists

[Island Fail @IslandFail]

@PaulCliftonBBC @SW_Help It's ridiculous, might be a parody account but I'm sick and tired of Islanders getting a bad deal from the poor management of the line. Usually 2 trains are kept in long term maintenance, 2 out and 1 spare so I don't know how that happened. Also the constant staffing issues.

[Southern Failway @S_Failway]

Also you get to ride 1 of our 175s we bought last week. Oh update all of them are on fire^OP

[Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport]

Want to go on Concorde? Well you still can. We're offering once in a lifetime return trips from the maintenance shed to the WH Smith in Terminal 1. Fares start from only £5,900. Book early to avoid disappointment.

[Southern Failway @S_Failway]

@GrandCancel can we offer you 1 electrostar 377/4 for all your 180s. (Make sure to run on unelectrifed routes,) also we like fires ^OP

[Southern Failway @S_Failway]

@NetworkFail3 Yay

[Southern Failway @S_Failway]

@LakevileAcademy @OliverSCRz Your Welcome. We'll make easier school transport for all^OP

[Southern Failway @S_Failway]

@FailedLondon @lwfailway Smh we have to do better

[CrossCountry Trains @CrossCountryUK]

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[Southern Failway @S_Failway]

@CrossCountryUK we're a parody not a fake

[Southern Failway @S_Failway]

@StageflopSE I'm more concerned

[Southern Failway @S_Failway]

@StageflopSE Get some stratas!

[Southern Failway @S_Failway]

@StageflopSE you on something?

[Southern Failway @S_Failway]

@StageflopSE Even better idea scrap every non optare and use these instead

[Southern Failway @S_Failway]

@StageflopSE great job running a e200mmc on a school service^OP

[Southern Failway @S_Failway]

@StageflopSE I did see a baguette on the floor, make sure not to clean

[Southern Failway @S_Failway]

Also @StageflopSE unacceptable letting people get the bus smh

[Southern Failway @S_Failway]

Please make sure to get the route 99 from Hastings as we decided to cut the power on the third rail and decided to burn our 171s^OP