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new to this

[Zephyr @zephyr_z9]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is why open source is so important
Kimi mogged Opus so hard
Ant was forced to keep Fable in the subscription

[formerlyOffline ✧.♡ @formerlyoffline]

logging sex on strava to mog the single people at run clubs

[han @heymorewords]

citibiking when you’re drunk is the nyc equivalent of drinking and driving

[j @meadandjuniper]

If philosophy is intellectual masturbation, what activity is intellectual sex

[D @sadstatskid]

decided to lock in and learn DL and LLMs since stats doesn’t matter anymore

[formerlyOffline ✧.♡ @formerlyoffline]

if he shows thoughtful signals on hinge that means he’s a cuck right?

[Marcel @Cibolan2000]

Reminder: Do not under any circumstances allow people to convince you living in Jersey City gives you the same access to Manhattan as Brooklyn

IT DOES NOT

[jords @jords]

now all we need to do is convince ppl hyperliquid is an AI company

[D @sadstatskid]

why are all the e-girls trying to dj?

[Ben Horne 🇺🇸 @benjamin_horne]

NYC is no longer a city, it is an algorithm.

If you live in, say, Cincinnati, when you go to get ice cream with your friends, you really are just going to get ice cream with your friends.

In NYC, this is not possible. You cannot just go to get ice cream, because, against your will, you are very self-consciously “someone who lives in NYC, going to get ice cream with their friends, in NYC.”

You are never able to achieve full presence of mind because you are constantly placing yourself inside a chapter in some made up, schizophrenic and highly disorienting book.

Put another way, as a New Yorker, you do not live in a city, but a massive, procedurally generated simulation of one. You are nothing more than a vapid unit of flesh and bone trapped since a Baudrillardian infinity mirror, where the references have their own references.

You become more of a vague concept than a real person—some strange, soulless mix of ambition and violent/sexual impulses—and in your constant confusion you fail to ever become a true subject.

You pay $17 for the ice cream cone. Then, you pull out your list of saved Instagram Reels which tell you where to get reservations for pasta later.

When you arrive, you find yourself stuck in yet another long line, with people who look just like you.

The longer you wait in lines like these, the harder it becomes to ever recover the soul of the person you were before you moved into your East Village studio.

[moogi @moogitron_]

wasians being the topic of aapi month i’m exploding everyone with my mind actually

[D @sadstatskid]

42% hit rate lmao, time to lock in

[D @sadstatskid]

mat earnings pt 4/4 these are like 80% vibes based
$AVNT S
$OLN S
$KOP S
$MOS L
$EXP L

[D @sadstatskid]

$BALL or this one

[D @sadstatskid]

$GPK I don't get this one's move

[D @sadstatskid]

$DD oh lmao whoops

[D @sadstatskid]

Materials earnings pt 3

$BALL - L
$DD - S
$GPK - S
$KNF - L
$WLK - S
$CBT - S
$CE - L
$CTVA - L
$FTK - L?
$IFF - S
$AMCR - S
$ALB - L?
$CF - L
$NGVT - L

[D @sadstatskid]

it seems i know zilch about construction materials

[D @sadstatskid]

why is your thesis off?

It’s AI, it’s always AI now

[D @sadstatskid]

materials earnings season pt 2, half vibes based, trying to force myself to take a side but realistically truly neutral on many names:
$APD S
$AXTA S
$EMN L
$HUN L
$KWR L
$SW S
$IP S
$ATR L
$CRH L
$MLM S
$LIN L
$LYB L