alphabet mafia wife

look around babe… you’re an elf. you live in a realm. 𓆝𓆟𓆝𓆟𓆞𓆝𓆟𓆞𓆟𓆞𓆝𓆟𓆞𓆝𓆟

[alphabet mafia wife @saintsoap]

Okay it’s time to do a proper one of these already 🧘🏾‍♀️ #NW thread 2023

[b @1bronclair]

Its niggas real life walking around w meta glasses on thinkin they deserve to Live

[Partna @onIychloexhalle]

There is literally no song like this in the world. An American white trash methhead rap-singing and cursing to a beat made of car honks about how her panties are like London bridge the way a man makes her want to pull them down and every part is phenomenal https://t.co/dMNXMSp1eH

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

"her teeth as confetti"

[👤 @mas1z1]

it's civilizations that should've never interacted

[Alicia Carmody Updates @TennesseeTwunk]

Walked past a new restaurant with my bf and said we should eat there this week and it burned down 30 minutes later

[alex 🕸️ @kminogues]

two legendary artists who have no business being dead ugh

[Partna @onIychloexhalle]

Therapist stopped session to argue on the phone with their family

[ri🧐 @crispyria]

franchaela’s soundtrack. marvin gaye. beyonce. frank ocean. lauryn hill.@bridgerton write this down. solange. alicia keys. etta james. luther vandross. daniel caesar. @bridgerton are you writing this down. donny hathway. miguel. the notations.

[Mela Yela @_melayela_]

The Family Meeting:

[Tayoncé Defense Attorney @lesbeyonsay]

y'all confusing chappell roan for gal gadot

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

amazing how you managed to fit every woman in a single photo

[miami☆ @hyp3rc4m]

i think a 20 yo not wanting to date a 30 yo is like totally normal

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

we are inventing levels of Loserdom previously unknown to mankind

[Stanley Cupric @type___e]

copy editing straight up does not fucking exist anymore & publications of all kinds at the highest levels of professionalism are rife with spelling, grammatical, mechanical, usage errors & AI killed any hope of it ever getting better because they're training on the shitty data.

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

the melancholy chill of an autumnal day

[Mike @ProgPro]

Kash Patel every time a crime happens: “Have you checked the bullets? There’s probably an engraving on it. Yep there it is! They used the bullet as their diary!”

[violet 🧠🐀 @daintysloth]

my mom was supposed to come home from camping in the woods 3 days ago but she has absolutely no desire to return. every day i’ve called to check on her and she just goes “yeah im good :) just burning stuff :)” alright girl whatever u gotta do

[Camryn @dancingofpens]

where is their rom-com

[َ @ungodlywests]

only in america would a child be expelled for preventing a potential school shooting

[َ @ungodlywests]

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