jānis

[Anj @anj3llyfish]

I saw your text I'm just waiting until I have enough serotonin to reply

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Good morning 🌞

Lies are not “differences of opinion.”

Have a great day!

[jānis @saliktenis]

@Celeb_Sexual @Idogroceries could you dm me him as well?

[jānis @saliktenis]

@CujoZiplock PLEASE MISTER PUSSY SMASHER DON'T TEASE JUST DM US

[jānis @saliktenis]

@CujoZiplock can you please share with everything you have, mr pussy smasher?

[jānis @saliktenis]

@CujoZiplock @DDDNothingWrong could you dm me everything you got as well? 😅

[rob dubbin @robdubbin]

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g —
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

My favorite thing about the #Cats trailer is that it didn’t awaken anything (new) in me, sexually. So. Phew.

[jānis @saliktenis]

bļāviens, bļādivi, bļātrīs..

[jānis @saliktenis]

pēc ilgiem laikiem iegriezos hesburgerā un OMG KĀDS SAKARS KĀPĒC TE IR TIK GARŠĪGI

[Daquan Richmond @99Daquan]

i fucked up already. 2020 my year for sure

[jānis @saliktenis]

"uguņošana ir tik yesterday"
haha jā, cool, vai tu kaut ko vēlējies? cause if not, go away, i'm trying to enjoy myself here

[jānis @saliktenis]

un tagad ir stilīgi ienīst uguņošanu? what the fuck is going on in here on this day

[deg @degg]

my best moment of 2018 was december 8 when i farted and burped at the same time. a “double pipe classic”

[xx.AdoreGraceDavies.xx @GFan2017]

were do i start with this girl shes means so much to me shes my inspiration my idol my role she makes me laugh almost all the time the stuff she posts on i cant wait for the album grace this is ur year im so excited ill never lose my support for this amazing girl @gracedavies

[Alp @alplicable]

this is the energy i want from 2019

[Lauren Aquilina @laurenaquilina]

same