sallynick

Captain Hook.

[sallynick @sallynick]

@BurntTurnip And it doesn’t automatically mean law after second reading in this case either.

[sallynick @sallynick]

@BurntTurnip That’s got more to do with the usual nature of Private Members bills though and I do t know if they’re ever dual Lords/Commons bills

[Dan Price ™ @damprice]

Careful with that sparkler son.

[sallynick @sallynick]

@gyrwum On the gin early tonight?

[sallynick @sallynick]

@stiffinho @BurntTurnip Exactly what I said to Ian - winners are always jammy.

[Les Pigg @LesPiggypics]

Please help us find Amy Jane Treadwell LNER station staff member Newcastle. Amy has been missing since Saturday. Please share. @BTP @LNER @TPExpressTrains @CrossCountryUK @northernassist @LumoTravel Her family are worried sick.

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

Finally it’s a game for homosexuals. We’ve waited long enough

[Icona @iconawrites]

“Go to hell” is boring. “I hope the new book by your favourite author falls short of your expectations” is real. It’s tangible. It’s terrifying.

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

Whitening toothpaste. It's bollox, isn't it? Extra white. Ultimate radiance. Whitening accelerator. White optic. None of it works. Every day, I clean my teeth with this gunk, saying to myself, 'My teeth are gonna be sooooo white.' Never happens. It's fantasy. Teeth Narnia.

[Alelliott @alelliott88]

XL Wooly

[RichNeville @RichNeville]

Did a triffid write this

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

H from Steps looks like he's just locked Matilda in the chokey

[Yishan @yishan]

Conspiracy theorists who keep saying there’s “no way” the hurricane could have intensified so much without some human cause are so close to getting it.

[Matthew Dominick @dominickmatthew]

We flew over Hurricane Milton about 90 minutes ago. Here is the view out the Dragon Endeavour window. Expect lots of images from this window as this is where I’m sleeping while we wait to undock and return to Earth.

Timelapse coming in a separate post.

1/6400 sec, f8, ISO 500

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

This is a serious skill..

[Lynsey James @LynseyJWrites]

It’s Movie Week on Strictly so I’m thinking about the time Anton was Austin Powers and Craig called his teeth ridiculous, thinking they were props, and had to apologise when they turned out to be real

#Strictly

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

I wasn’t planning to but might do now just for the lolz.

[Jon Christenson, STS 🦬 ☕️ @Melanchthon61]

Best Halloween decoration so far. 😅