The Yeti Saloon and The Stockade

Fanciest honky-tonk restaurant dive bars you'll ever want to take your kids to. Come see us at the Stockade in Crestline.

[The Yeti Saloon and The Stockade @saloon_yeti]

Poor thing must be so scared.

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

All I’m saying is it’s a fine line between badass and dumbass.

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

The best thing about insomnia is the extra meal you get each day...

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

This killing them with kindness is taking longer than I thought it would...

[Frankzulla @frankzulla]

I've been learning Spanish so I can embarrass myself in an entirely new language.

[Big Daddy Jonesy 🇨🇦 @CartoonJonesy]

If it weren’t for my pill organizer, I wouldn’t know what day of the week it is

[WittySassBasket™ @WittySassBasket]

I just want to be healthy enough to run for my life

[cella @cellapaz]

sorry i left you on read, i couldn’t find the perfect gif so i panicked

[cella @cellapaz]

son: mom?
me: what’s up
son:
me:
son: i was talking to dad

[Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire]

One time in jail and I asked someone what her favorite cheese was and she said shredded.

[tazz @noneofyours99]

The plus side to being the only one that likes black licorice is I never have to share.

[tazz @noneofyours99]

I'm not ready for all that motivational crap yet. Give me a few decades
*burp*

[tazz @noneofyours99]

Those of us that follow eachother on here, we are literally growing old together. Pretty cool Pretty cool

[Tebello, your Sister in Law 👩🏽‍⚖️⚖️ @bellz_motshwane]

There is a heartbreak that comes with finally admitting or realizing that a particular career path isn’t for you. It’s so devastating when that’s all you have studied for and know.

[Karen D. Lioness @DeadLioness]

Scientifically, when I say "I'm full" it means that only the main food-shelves in my stomach are full, but the dessert ones are still empty.

[Karen D. Lioness @DeadLioness]

I can't really prove it, but I'm pretty sure that when cats talk they refer to themselves in the third person

[Karen D. Lioness @DeadLioness]

Just once I'd like a number between 1 and 10 to think of me.