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🗻colorado🗻

[s @sam_brummer]

@ThickDenvrDick Girl same 🫠

[Biggie @DamnitBiggie]

“You have placed me on a pedestal so impossibly high and not to honor me but to spare yourself, the effort of the climb”

[Dan. 🧸 @vinyldanyl]

Kidz Bop version of Nicole Kidman would be like every single night I pray that my friends are all alright..

[big pale tone 🤌 🍝 @BigPaleTone]

DUDE WIPES™️ are now THEY/THEM WIPES™️ until further notice.

[Samwitch @Samwitchx]

Blue hair isn’t woke enough, we’re dying our bushes blue now

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

For the first time in US history, a gay man, a Black woman, a Muslim, Native American woman, Palestinian, and Latina have won their respective midterm elections.

[Michael 🫗 @ITSMYKOL]

Does this mean the green M&M is going to be a slut again

[Lance Cooper @lmauricecpr]

Nicki Minaj is the only mainstream female artist who is married to, related to, and heavily associated with rapists and pedophiles.

[r @boopiedoopieda]

"If my pussy can grow hair thicker than your beards, I suggest you lower your tone when you talk to me"

[‏ً @justjargons]

I think the guy flipping burgers at McDonald’s should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That’s kind of the whole point of having a job and I can’t believe this is considered a radical position for me to take.

[ZZZ @shwiehwieeh]

YES FUCK IT I LOVE WHEN GUYS FUCK FRUITS AND CUM IN THEM I WANNA EAT THE FRUIT AFTER BUT I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

[Pan @pangrey123]

i said im able to work under pressure, not die for your company

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

This is the ideal marmot body. You may not understand it. But this is what peak performance looks like.

[corb @awshuqs]

and if a double-decker bus crushed my dick and nuts

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Imagine being a squirter in the 1600’s and they call you a witch

[juno?⚧️🐾 @knifedog7]

turns out butter chicken from scratch really is just that easy… not to jerk myself off and cum everywhere, but this shit is better than a lot of restaurants in my town 😭

[s @sam_brummer]

@SISTheeStallion Her constant comments on the salt level is something else too

[s @sam_brummer]

@ThickDenvrDick How could I forget? They hang so perfectly 😝