𝐬𝐚𝐦 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧

She/her pronouns. Aspiring professional dog cuddler.

[𝐬𝐚𝐦 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧 @sam_green91]

I need a cuddle from a dog.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

If @spotify doesn’t immediately remove @joerogan, I will release new music onto the platform. #youwerebeautiful

[Cassetteboy @Cassetteboy]

New! Cassetteboy vs Boris Johnson 2021 #cpc21

[boohoo @boohoo]

On my way to Twitter to check if Facebook, Instagram & WhatsApp are down

#instagramdown

[𝐬𝐚𝐦 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧 @sam_green91]

@Hermesparcels can you please give me a way to actually speak to a human being?! Your stupid “Hermes customer service” chat does not work

[𝐬𝐚𝐦 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧 @sam_green91]

Wowwww 😍

[Amina Mucciolo @StudioMucci]

When you’re both an artist and a work of art. 🌈👩🏾‍🎨

[Karis @karis_Mac12]

My favorite Tedism so far.

#LineofDuty

[Em @irreductible_Em]

Breaking news: The 45% of people vaccinated is not thanks to Johnson. It’s thanks to the NHS and the volunteers.

[jack rooke 👋 @jackrooke]

seeing *that* tweet, i wanna say that the ‘Male mental health’ conversation in the UK owes a huge debt to women.
When I first volunteered at CALM 10yrs ago I was 18 & it was a male suicide prevention charity.
I went in & was suprised that CALM was a tiny office ran by five women!

[Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins]

I want to live in a world where, wherever you’re from and whatever your circumstances, you are believed and helped when you reach out in a crisis.

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Lockdown day 5: "I have started making my own bread!"

Lockdown day 320: "Nothing brings me joy, my motivation has perished, my body and brain is torn between the guilt of doing nothing and the fear of everything as my position in universe has been confirmed as meaningless"

[𝐬𝐚𝐦 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧 @sam_green91]

@Samwritescomics ❤️

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Valentine’s Day Check List:

1. Wake up at some point
2. Leave the bed
3. Eat something or other
4. Have some sort of drink perhaps
5. Watch telly
6. Use the bathroom
7. Enjoy a brief look out the window
8. Read something
9. Sigh
10. Sleep

See how many you can tick off!!

[𝐊𝐀𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐀 𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐇 ♡ @KayanaRich]

self sabotage is also:

- not asking for help.
- rejecting praise
- isolating yourself when hurt
- saying “yes” to everything
- putting your needs on hold
- procrastinating on important tasks
- trying to be perfect ✨

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Acquit him once, shame on you.

Acquit him twice, fuck you.