Sam Andrews

psu '22

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Last year, RFK Jr. made radical changes to food and safety standards.

This year, food born illnesses have gone up by 400%. 400 fucking % !! It's almost like hiring unqualified people is a bad thing.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

People really were like "immigrants are coming for our jobs" and then had nothing to say when Al came for their jobs.

[shannon crave @constantlyshan]

the only safe food now is the panera lemonade that kills you

[Melannie Jay @airbudhc]

There are 50 people in the PreCheck line but 15 in the regular line. However — and this is what we must remember — each one of those 15 people is experiencing their first day on earth

[🌊🌊🌺 Hula Girl 🌺🌊🌊 @wildwahine808]

So Barron Trump's net worth increased by $150 million in just one year. Trump was asked how this happened over the weekend. He said, "it's none of your business."
Republicans tried to impeach Biden because Hunter sold some paintings for $50,000. Trump's kids are now scamming BILLIONS and Republicans just shrug it off like it's no biggie.

[isHaHaHa @hajarkagalwa]

No amount of data centers is worth destroying our nature.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

“I didn't vote for this!”
Yes you did. You just voted for it to happen to someone else. Not you.

[𝐆 👩🏽‍💻 @Geerelis]

Just coming on here to say yall deadass lying about Aperol Spritz

[corb @awshuqs]

the ER nurse’s name? you guessed it. Jonah Hill.

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

RFK Jr. is bringing back diseases they didn't have in Little House on the Prairie

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but masks stop the spread of infectious diseases. If you don't believe this, next time you go into surgery ask the entire OR staff to not wear masks and see how that goes.

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

the world was better without ai

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

In the history of stupid fucking cults, this one is the fucking stupidest.

[Soma - Patron Saint of Christmas @SombraMapache]

Call me woke or whatever, but I don't think it's even vaguely reasonable to expect the literal mayor of NYC to be prohibited from attending a 9/11 memorial just because a handful of folks affected by it grew up to be malignant racists.

[✨ Fanática 🧞‍♀️🍃✨🍉 @crankyboricua]

imagine working with tom tom jax and scheana i would feel like a rocket scientist

[Black American Princess ✨ @lakynhudson]

Getting dumped and leaving on a speedboat like it’s total drama island

[NR_Garrett @NR_Garrett]

I will never forgive the idiots who voted for this fucking moron

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Every time I pay $400 for groceries, I just have to remind myself to be grateful for the new White House ballroom and the war in Iran

[k🎣 @kurtos]

listen up liberal we're bringing back every disease that's been cured in the last 100 years and its gonna be great