Sami Stacks

I brought Eminem's Mom's spaghetti to the knife fight and everyone just projectile vomited until they died.

[Sami Stacks @sami_stacks]

I've literally never told someone you said hi

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Never seen manipulation like this in my life 😭😭

[Harmy @harrrmy]

my future husband and i will be stay at home parents and the kids will go to work

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

i would hope that healthcare professionals are trained to spot this type of pre-smothering behavior

[Nabeel Alamgir @Moneymamba]

Imagine unmuting to say "nothing from my end, thanks" from here

[harriet @bequietharriet]

I’d love to be in the meetings they keep having

[milk emoji @milkylewinsky]

vanderpump rules

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

You're telling me a cis teen built this chapel?

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

sorry it’s dark in here babe i gotta log into my light bulb

[chase @_chase_____]

starting a new show sucks. who are these people

[tautonymph @tautonymph]

Cinderella pulling a fitted sheet on the bed:

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Is everyone crashing out rn or just me and Bieber

[jame @kloogans]

the first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like what the fuck am i doing

[HowlingDisneyAdult @Paynuspain]

This must feel so vindicating for the child

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

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[∆-S.L.I.M. @RollxTidexTee]

DoorDash debt collection outside your door because you missed a Chipotle payment

[Hunter 🌆 @rhunterh]

Uber drivers must have such rich social lives, they're always chopping it up the phone. Most of my closest friends would be like "why'd you call??

[rainer @uncoolboyfriend]

he had that shit on