Sam Gallagher

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live it's whole life believing that it is stupid.

[Sam Gallagher @samjgallagher]

@JackRourke15 @marnwalsh

[No Context Prem @NoContextEPL]

Albanian fans breaking spaghetti infront of the Italy fans🤣

[Sam Gallagher @samjgallagher]

@prodnose Did he have brown or red sauce?

[Sam Gallagher @samjgallagher]

😂😂😂😂

[Jamie @JamieBriody]

@Joey7Barton @GNev2 @ITV @ITVSport Why are you choosing this hill to die on Joey? You used to be such a respected role-model with a glittering football career. Never in the news for anything negative. Managerial genius.

It'd be such a shame to ruin that legacy you've built.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

An emotional way to start your Christmas 🥹

Here’s Dáire’s story… and a special day he’ll never forget ❤️

[Sam Gallagher @samjgallagher]

@PaulAndo1987 So poorly put together as well. Had bits repeating itself and bits cutting out at points.
Joey has a very high opinion of himself

[Sam Gallagher @samjgallagher]

@Liam_Mac @MaltesersUK It was so bizarre mate ! ! They don’t even care !

[Sam Gallagher @samjgallagher]

Was really looking forward to my @MaltesersUK ! Never had an empty totally sealed pack before!

[Sam Gallagher @samjgallagher]

@MadiSP4321 @BeanlyWife Really? What takes that long?

[LFC Transfer Room @LFCTransferRoom]

Darwin Nunez has a message to our fans!😭🇺🇾

[Sam Gallagher @samjgallagher]

@Craige_SK10 Con you. There won’t be any soon in grassroots football. As for ignoring the linesmen. Do you mean the self appointed linesman of the team?

[Sam Gallagher @samjgallagher]

@Craige_SK10 And this is why you don’t get younger refs. I did it for 15 years and stopped at 30. I loved it. I stopped because I didn’t need the hassle of turning up to games and being abused by players who either wanted to blame someone else for their own mistake or we’re just trying to…

[Adrian Edmondson ❎ @AdrianEdmondson]

I don’t think enough people have seen this. It’s Kurt Vonnegut talking to his wife about going out to get an envelope (we’re here on earth to fart around):

[Sam Gallagher @samjgallagher]

@jamesmaldesign @Official_STFC Is this why the match was postponed?

[Sam Gallagher @samjgallagher]

@IanRidley1 Barry bannan

[Sam Gallagher @samjgallagher]

@MensHealthUK @samsoncorlett beefy

[Sam Gallagher @samjgallagher]

@MrBoothY6 Facebook marketplace

[Sam Gallagher @samjgallagher]

LIES

Where has 8% come from?
4.5% with 4% coming out of existing school budgets. Criminal.

School budgets already can’t cope. This will lead to more redundancies and a worse offer to our children. Your children. Not their children though.

#SaveOurSchools

[(♡ᗜ♡) Pesto Champion ⭐ Foodie 🇬🇧 @PestoChampion]

Prime Minister Rishi Sunak says the pay offer made to teachers was "very reasonable" and calls the newly announced strikes by the National Education Union as "very disappointing."

#skynews

[Sam Gallagher @samjgallagher]

😂😂😂

[Sam Avery @sam__avery]

Queues at Dover

[Christopher Such @Suchmo83]

It's the Easter holidays (for many), so I have two copies of The Art and Science of Teaching Primary Reading to give away.

Simply **retweet this tweet** for your chance to win a copy.