Sam Pasthing

still standing

[Sam Pasthing @sampjd]

#newprofilepic

[Ryan McKeen @ryanmckeen]

Lawyers, take the win. Say it out loud. This profession is full of people who won a hard case Tuesday and felt nothing by Wednesday.

[Birdland Journal @birdlandjournal]

The Heston Kjerstad timeline…

June 10, 2020: Drafted with the 2nd pick to the Baltimore Orioles

February 21, 2021: Mike Elias reveals that Kjerstad has inflammation in his heart (myocarditis), causing him to miss all of the 2021 season

June 10, 2022: Makes pro debut in Delmarva. Progresses to High A Aberdeen by the end of the year

April 9, 2023: Starts year in AA Bowie

June 5, 2023: Joins AAA Norfolk

September 14, 2023: MLB Debut

March 22, 2024: Starts year in AAA Norfolk. Earns another pro chance a month later

June 12, 2024: Clay Holmes hits Kjerstad with a 97 mph fastball to the head. Would struggle on and off with complications of a concussion until September.

July 29, 2025: Shutdown for the season with “fatigue”, later revealed by Elias to be an “unspecified medical condition”

March 25, 2026: Misses start of year with hamstring injury. Returns to AAA in late May

September 1, 2026: Gets the call up to the Baltimore Orioles

It has been a LONG journey, but he’s finally back 👏

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

WHEN COWS FLY

COLTON COWSER HOME RUN ROBBERY TO END IT!!

[Lawyer Issues @LawyerIssues]

Every lawyer has had at least one client who needed therapy more than legal counsel.

[Augie Nash @AugieNash]

#OTD 1988 - Matt Adams was born in in Philipsburg, PA.

Happy 38th Birthday Big City!

This home run will live in Cardinals folklore forever!

#STLCards | @BigCityForReal

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Karl Ravech officially signs off from his 33-year career at ESPN

[Tom Mars @TomMarsLaw]

From the SEC (translation to Southern-speak): “We’re bringing a platoon of the best lawyers in America to Thursday’s hearing and will fight with whoever has the balls to test us until the last dog’s dead.”

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

invented by cavemen, still works in 2026

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

I can’t believe Memphis upgraded at Head Coach after their guy left for a SEC School

[Kurt Benkert @KurtBenkert]

I’ll NEVER delete this app.

I hope Tua can figure things out, but you can’t deny this edit being perfect 😂

Props to whoever made it

[Tom Mars @TomMarsLaw]

A mentor once told me that, except in matters of health, people usually get what they deserve. But you have to be patient because sometimes it takes awhile.

[Martha the Mop Lady @TheMopLady]

This might be an unpopular take but I’m not sure I can do another season of Kirk Herbstreit and his dog.

[Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison]

One of the most important skills you learn as a lawyer is identifying on Friday which problems are actually Monday’s problems.

[Gary Bennett @GDBJr5]

Thanks for posting. 06’ turned out to be alright. How great is Mike Shannon’s call?! #baseball

[Lawyer Issues @LawyerIssues]

Being a lawyer is doing invisible work and then being asked why it took so long.

[Lawyer Issues @LawyerIssues]

Legal practice is telling clients “no update yet” in 15 different professional outfits.

[Lawyer Issues @LawyerIssues]

Law school didn’t teach me that clients think attorneys have a secret button labeled “make court faster.”

[Tim Brando @TimBrando]

Criqui’s calls were as good as any that strapped on a headphone and got behind a mic!

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Theologians Confirm Missing Church Okay If It's For Travel Ball https://t.co/7ml1VsApzv

[SUNNY LEDFURD @SunnyLedfurd]

somebody used AI to carry out a very hilarious vision, SNL will fold within 3 years