Local Funnyman

Welcome to Sam’s Twitter! Pants are not mandatory. Tweets in English and occasionally German. He/They. 25

[Local Funnyman @samscooltweets]

“ISILDUR!! Wirf den Ring in die Flammen!”
“alter da is pfand drauf”

[Local Funnyman @samscooltweets]

@timetabless this is really weird and kind of rude. please delete the post.

[Local Funnyman @samscooltweets]

@timetabless what the fuck is going on here

[Harry Gray Cosplay/embroidery @hattedhedgehog]

Dorian embroidery progress details

[Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @perdricof]

these are times of political upheaval and social change, new powers rising and old powers struggling to remain relevant, an increasingly globalized and interconnected world nevertheless still wrapped in medieval trappings

there is much play space here beyond kings-and-castles

[GM Connie Chang 🐸🌈 @byConnieChang]

the funniest subset of dudes who play DND are the ones who are like “this ain’t high school DRAMA class, i just like playing an imaginary GAME about magic and kingdoms with my BOYS where i can be a STRONG HUMAN MAN” as if that’s not gender euphoria and wish fulfillment… 🤔

[Benjamin Td @_benjamintd]

Isochrones 😍 ! This map shows you how far a 5h train ride will take you, departing from any city in Europe.

https://t.co/6F4dJ80N87

Inspired by Direkt Bahn Guru by @juliustens.

[Josh Weed @The_Weed]

The level trauma of being a neurodivergent person raised in an ableist world is absolutely underestimated. Many of the clients I encounter have levels of trauma that could qualify them for a diagnosis of PTSD.

We need to reframe this completely. /1

[Local Funnyman @samscooltweets]

quotes from the D&D session:
“this has been a hostile takeover of the action economy”
(c @Phosph0rescence )

[Local Funnyman @samscooltweets]

@Valerie_Sparkle for us

[isa 🔞 AX U20 @babeyxiao]

you’re my everything 🔶👹

#zhongxiao #鍾魈 #GenshinImpact

[しんらしんげ shinrashinge @shin___geki]

愛する日々

ノートに仕掛けを作って物語を作りました。

[RACCUN @RACCUN7]

На цветочки смотрит~
#GenshinImpact #Zhongli

[Local Funnyman @samscooltweets]

lrt you have no idea how badly i want the band Witches of Mordor to be real

[Local Funnyman @samscooltweets]

i’ve been working on some spotify playlists and the satisfaction of looking at your collection of songs and going “yeah, this is a banging mixtape” is unrivalled

[Local Funnyman @samscooltweets]

PSA: have since recovered, but that sucked.

[Local Funnyman @samscooltweets]

2 home tests positive. there goes my “didnt catch covid” streak of like two years :/

[Local Funnyman @samscooltweets]

update: having symptoms is the worst and i want a refund.

[Local Funnyman @samscooltweets]

sometimes life is good. sometimes you hysterically laugh-cry into the gristle lasagna that broke your microwave.

[ALFiggy (On Patreon!) @Al_Figgy]

Belayed (1/2)
Created for @NiceSeas zine in 2021, combining my love of Gomens with a healthy helping of The Terror in its DNA - This was a monstrous comic in terms of research and drawing and I am so damn proud of how it turned out! #GoodOmensFanArt #ineffablehusbands

[Local Funnyman @samscooltweets]

there is something so healing about spring thunderstorms. feeling rain on my skin. seeing the wind in the trees. the lightning pink on purple clouds.