Sarah Jackson

based on a true story

[Husein (High Comedic Value) @legally_brown]

"First question, are these really the only two options we have?"
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#debates2024 #debatenight

[EZ Rider🌻🇺🇸🦅 @EZRideryoyall]

In case you didn’t get to see it, here is the full video of Tracy Chapman and Luke Combs singing “Fast Car” at the Grammys
https://t.co/4RyBSFgjsW

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Something tells me Jesus would *not* spend millions of dollars on Super Bowl ads to make fascism look benign

[Sarah Jackson @sarahjackjack]

@RepEpps i screamed and seriously thought we were under attack. the birds flew away in a second. smart birdies.

[Jamie Raskin @jamie_raskin]

We never had to deal with this much chaos when George Santos was Speaker.

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Keep an eye on this Messi fella. Seems like a promising young talent.

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

Don't cry, 4-3 Argentina.

[Vic Vela @VicVela1]

It’s official: Deion Sanders is running for mayor of Denver.

[Conor McCormick-Cavanagh @ConorMichael28]

For December, we are putting a freeze on all "who's not running for Denver mayor?" jokes. If you haven't already made that joke, you have a little over 6 hours to make it. If you don't say it before midnight, then you must wait until 2023 to make that joke. I don't make the rules

[Matty Be Rad 🌹 @MattyBeRad]

I was born and raised in Colorado Springs, and can tell you without a doubt that today's shooting in Colorado Springs was preventable, and is the direct fault of:

1.) far right media
2.) evangelical churches
3.) the Colorado Springs Police

Thread below, rt for visibility
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[Sarah Jackson @sarahjackjack]

@denverpost i wanna know why, too.

[Senadora Julie Gonzales @SenadoraJulie]

.@MayorHancock, how exactly does this new handbook comport with existing state law?

https://t.co/XnuDYfejNx

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

I was laid off from Twitter this afternoon. I was in charge of managing badge access to Twitter offices.

Elon just called me and asked if I could come back to help them regain access to HQ as they shut off all badges and accidentally locked themselves out.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Can’t believe we’re doing this shit again

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

This is horrifying. The Iranian parliament votes overwhelmingly (227-63) to execute the 15,000 protesters they already arrested.

These were peaceful protestors simply seeking the right to basic justice and autonomy. Unacceptable and barbaric.
https://t.co/7mMd2hIwTb

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

Can Elon Musk buy Fox News next

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Going forward, accounts engaged in parody must include “parody” in their name, not just in bio