Sarah Scriberson

oregon lady. fire wife. suburban soccer mom. fan of cross stitching and swear words and human goodness.

[Sarah Scriberson @sarahscriberson]

@EM_RESUS Men look to women to manage their health. Another reason why marriage makes men live longer and women shorter.

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@msmaysunshine Anything by Tom Robbins

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

🚨| The repost button on this post becomes a seagull glitching into a snake wearing a cowboy hat with every repost! #ARIAsTaylorSwift

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@msnicolefangirl Me - for the first time ever and it sucks

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@kristenhowerton Or “why we don’t bring fish for lunch”

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@RWJBoon If you were lucky you got cinderblocks and boards

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@ErasTourResell Hellloo

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@ErasTourResell Yes! Sofi pleasssssseeeee

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@CherylStrayed Because everyone needs the vaccine and there isn’t enough. Grocery workers, wait staff, taxi drivers... they need a chance too. Kid chance of illness is low and when they go back to school in a hybrid model their risks will be low because the environment will be controlled

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Still no answer to this question: Who paid off Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh’s $92,000 country club fees plus his $200,000 credit card debt plus his $1.2 million mortgage, and purchased themselves a SCOTUS seat?

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@L_D_Washington My homebody/Introvert is doing way better at virtual and is much happier. 3 days a week at school and 2 days virtual has always been her dream scenario

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@MommasGoneCity We have had two sets of Denby and loved them. Pricey but durable

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@odanu @jeremyherb @KristenhCNN If the pressure is too much for her she’s in the wrong job.

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@Shurao @carriemelago Neither have mine in Oregon

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@libdbag @SarahKSilverman Why is this the explanation that seems like the best case scenario? 😳

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@Wolfrum I can’t tell if this is real or not. I hate this year

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@jonfavs No way that blood pressure is true

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@JasonKander He seems nice

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@anylaurie16 Stop

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@JonAcuff This works real well on a teenager who used poor taste in making a joke though