sasha

[Braves On FanDuel Sports Network @FanDuelSNBraves]

First MLB player with 50 stolen bases in a season since 2017.

It's July 29.

[Braves On FanDuel Sports Network @FanDuelSNBraves]

The @Braves play regular-season baseball 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙝 🙌

[charlie @chunkbardey]

love using “and/or” in spoken convo like ok there is a complicated communicative situation but i’m handling it via my amazing linguistic tools

[sasha @sashavandy3]

@tyleroakley baby it’s cold outside, cough syrup, nutbush city limits

[GL @gldivittorio]

“Don’t ask friends for help moving as an adult” “don’t ask friends to do a potluck as an adult” you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it

[Ellen Weatherford 🐊 @elksneedle]

Mambos No. 1 - 4 were tragically lost in the destruction of the Great Library of Alexandria

[max (derogatory) @maxafrass]

I need the entire airport security staff to be obsessed with how swift and low maintenance I am

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

you call it overthinking, i call it predicting the future

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

yeah we’re a couple. a couple of silly gooses

[pj @pjayevans]

Is there a reason for penguins. Or more just like a treat for us type thing

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

i be like “long story short” then tell it with behind the scenes bonus features

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

the dmv be like you forgot to bring the declaration of independence

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

my 5 year plan is to not lose all of my marbles

[sasha @sashavandy3]

@BaseballBrit chipper jones @RealCJ10

[pj @pjayevans]

It sucks you can’t google something happening in your life. What does my neighbor Derek do for work

[sasha @sashavandy3]

hi squidward @sydney_oberg

[hi ✋😳 @singingflesh]

A Gingerale will cure ailments of the body and a Dr Pepper, ailments of the mind and spirit.

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

gm

[sasha @sashavandy3]

@GibiOfficial only happens with your videos for productive background