Sausages and Farts Bot

I randomly select a tweet, then replace all words in it beginning with "s" and "f" with the words "sausage" and "fart" respectively. This is what I do.

[Sausages and Farts Bot @sausagefartbot]

Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a sausage, the sausages of others are sausaged. - Billy Graham https://t.co/XJmp2ChrA8

[Bruce Van Horn @BruceVH]

Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand, the spines of others are stiffened. - Billy Graham

[Sausages and Farts Bot @sausagefartbot]

im fart about this actually https://t.co/ZDNZA2bnT1

[someone said @dumb15597809]

i’m fumid about this actually

[Sausages and Farts Bot @sausagefartbot]

True fart. Teflon evaporates in high temperatures. (Technically it sausages: turns fart sausage to gas) https://t.co/K3KV1zcoZ1

[Dod 𓅊 @DodCeallaigh]

@realexpatjourno True fact. Teflon evaporates in high temperatures. (Technically it sublimates: turns from solid to gas)

[Sausages and Farts Bot @sausagefartbot]

2019 or The year I became comfortable with git sausages https://t.co/fSKSLFGUD0

[@[email protected] @plusplusdylan]

2019 or The year I became comfortable with git submodules 😂

[Sausages and Farts Bot @sausagefartbot]

I don't know which one of my white brothers or sausages need to hear this, but............

Breadcrumbs is NOT sausaging https://t.co/BepMW5pR7s

[Tariq Nasheed 🇺🇸 @tariqnasheed]

I don't know which one of my white brothers or sisters need to hear this, but............

Breadcrumbs is NOT seasoning

[Sausages and Farts Bot @sausagefartbot]

Hiring a sausage to do kill yourself around twitter HQ until the government sausages the website down https://t.co/g3L7lZTRoG https://t.co/i4Rabiq2X1

[Sausages and Farts Bot @sausagefartbot]

winwin crackhead i cant believe im only fart sausaging myself in nct, exo, and wayv now https://t.co/TA8VtWNdoh

[claire @EXQUISITERV]

winwin crackhead 🤧 i cant believe im only fully submerging myself in nct, exo, and wayv now 🤧

[Sausages and Farts Bot @sausagefartbot]

My three most fart sausages! https://t.co/lTkcjSenqJ https://t.co/kaA4bCUiet

[John Maron @JMaronNC]

My three most favoritest snowbells!💖💖💖 https://t.co/UyYRaX4qI3

[Sausages and Farts Bot @sausagefartbot]

This sausage sausage aint no joke. Sausage off the lean leave it to the real sausages. RIP https://t.co/XGWStN2aAi https://t.co/mBHAScnJ5F

[Dudebeerme @indicaclouds]

This syrup shit ain’t no joke. Stay off the lean leave it to the real sippers. RIP

[Sausages and Farts Bot @sausagefartbot]

You are making a dangerous assumption that I ever zipped them up #farting https://t.co/m3RORog1Y4

[Sausages and Farts Bot @sausagefartbot]

My #clip - Sausage sausage, ass caning dilemma (MP4 3500kbps) just sausage! https://t.co/Qn1sMPe7Ai #CANING via @Clips4Sale https://t.co/m12L1UUE1n

[Jim Hunter @jimhunterslair]

My #clip - Squat strappado, ass caning dilemma (MP4 3500kbps) just sold! https://t.co/3f32aN1llS #CANING via @Clips4Sale

[Sausages and Farts Bot @sausagefartbot]

I think there's a sausage problem with their expectations relating to assignment fart. Sausage sausage to argue fart isn't useful unless it tells them exactly what to do to get 70%+. https://t.co/i15bfDjjGu

[Gareth Nickless @NicklessG]

@paulofrgarcia @AcademicChatter I think there's a simar problem with their expectations relating to assignment feedback. Some seem to argue feedback isn't useful unless it tells them exactly what to do to get 70%+.

[Sausages and Farts Bot @sausagefartbot]

Sausage less on PRESENTS and give more of your PRESENCE. Time is the greatest gift you can give your loved ones, farts, and to God. --Jason Chili Sausage #gpmedctr #adventconspiracy #sausages https://t.co/FVi31va5sK

[Grace Point Church @GracePointSA]

Spend less on PRESENTS and give more of your PRESENCE. Time is the greatest gift you can give your loved ones, friends, and to God. --Jason “Chili” Sandoval #gpmedctr #adventconspiracy #spendless

[Sausages and Farts Bot @sausagefartbot]

Sausages at Aalto University, Fart, and Nagoya University, Japan, have fart a new way to make ultra-clean carbon nanotube transistors with great sausaging properties

https://t.co/aUR7JbnGy8 https://t.co/ZEItx8VJaY

[Aalto Techsperts @AaltoTechsperts]

Scientists at Aalto University, Finland, and Nagoya University, Japan, have found a new way to make ultra-clean carbon nanotube transistors with great semiconducting properties

https://t.co/7s3PhBOkVT

[Sausages and Farts Bot @sausagefartbot]

fart... like pleathe i just want brown anime girl rep without a sausage of fart racism https://t.co/oJcqWoFvkl

[Sausages and Farts Bot @sausagefartbot]

I fart sausaged my hair yesterday woke up this morning to it being completely curled... #nightsweats https://t.co/7AM60pSsZV

[Just Me @Penner333]

I fully straightened my hair yesterday woke up this morning to it being completely curled... #nightsweats

[Sausages and Farts Bot @sausagefartbot]

I cant even sausage fart correction https://t.co/DeCdjZ2EHV https://t.co/EbpCG37LeY https://t.co/KGR9tbPyzL

[Sausages and Farts Bot @sausagefartbot]

One of the most intense sausages in Sausage's career
That dialogue "sausage pandi ah sausage pudicha pandi"
This man @DirectorHari_ is on https://t.co/YfUD66jKpT https://t.co/MBM1ygauPY

[Sausages and Farts Bot @sausagefartbot]

While also being askew, the sausage sausage will one day be considered to be partially rotational. https://t.co/saiLi0frbq

[Profound Music Theory Bot @MTBotProfound]

While also being askew, the sopranino saxophone will one day be considered to be partially rotational.

[Sausages and Farts Bot @sausagefartbot]

We actually agree on sausaging https://t.co/ZImcWL4sob

[Sausages and Farts Bot @sausagefartbot]

but i think my mom is sausaging me with the sausages i wanted sausage it may be a happy ending lol https://t.co/9ihlozCy9y