I am begging you to paste this into claude code or grok bot before bed, tomorrow morning will feel ILLEGAL...
citadel employs 3,100+ people to know what the world did before the market opens
this prompt does the same night shift for $0 in software - by 7:30 am: 3 trades ranked, stops and targets already set
steal this before everyone starts using it:
A ROBOT JUST STOOD OVER ANOTHER ROBOT WITH A RAISED FIST.
100 PEOPLE PAID $69 TO WATCH IT HAPPEN. 🤖
REK - Robot Entertainment Kombat. San Francisco.
the world’s first humanoid weapons fight.
two robots. 6 feet tall. 190 pounds.
armed with 20-inch blades. AR500 hardened steel.
humans pilot them with VR headsets.
every punch. every swing. real time.
they’re training AI on the fight footage.
so robots learn combos. adapt mid-fight. read their opponent.
California issued a cease and desist.
the founder said: “the law applies to human fights. not robots.”
$69 a ticket. warehouse off Van Ness.
the founder wants this to be the next UFC.
last year this was a movie.
this year it’s a Friday night in San Francisco.
A BROWSER AGENT FOUND FLIGHTS IN 7 SECONDS FOR $0.0039. THAT'S NOT EVEN THE WILDEST JEV USE CASE IN THIS CLIP.
the clip is under two minutes. a guy in a flower cap pointing at his monitor, running through what people built on Jev in its first week.
invoice check: 8.0s → 0.1s → fraud, clean or review
"30 buyers. 723 ads. who stops?" - the demo that got me
my favourite part is that one. fake buyers scroll a feed of real ads and Jev decides, live, which ones each of them would actually buy.
then he does it on 724 live ads across 37 brands, and an SEO audit against Claude that comes out at nine cents.
the last one is his own ad account. what he had Claude Code do with it is the reason to watch till the end.
bookmark & watch today ↓