I can’t do A/B tests anymore. If it’s a good feature, it goes into production. I will not “wait for results”.
The only “results” is DAU go up.
And if it breaks something, you guys are responsible for complaining about it.
Awesome & wholesome:
Slashdotters were dunking on @stevewoz for selling his Apple stock… then he showed up in the comments with the most grounded reply.
Gave away his Apple wealth, funds museums, pays his taxes, and measures life by joy: “Happiness is Smiles minus Frowns.”
@mariots In these rooms I'd imagine there is someone in the corner making note of all screens and ripping their hair out on how to go about implementing and thinking through second order effects. I think testable infra for said group is a really big opportunity for shipping faster
@westelm horrible experience with your team. Purchased large outdoor furniture order in April and the items have been lost in transit for months into now August and never updated me. Your customer service team is not offering any compensation. What gives ?
@chrissyfarr I have a lot of experience with the selling of Medicare insurance products to seniors looking to buy advantage or supplemental plans. I also love talking growth strategy and analytical methods !