Eric Scheel

Guy who knows stuff about operations, services, technology, photography, running/triathlons and changing diapers.

[Danny Sullivan @dannysullivan]

I always say "please" and "thank you" to Alexa. Because someday when she destroys humanity, I want her to remember I was the polite one.

[Byron Ellis @fdaapproved]

Dear recruiters, Vendors, etc: if you lie to me in a cold email I will blacklist your entire domain.

[Abstract Cloud @eric_brewer]

I got three unrelated emails today from different well-known vendors offering to teach me about NoSQL (and why I need their product).

[Hilary Mason @hmason]

If you use the word exponential incorrectly in your marketing copy, I'm going to be suspicious of your technical work.

[Kent Beck 🌻 @KentBeck]

Every day you didn't eat bacon is a day you didn't eat bacon

[Eric Scheel @scire]

@fdaapproved cORConuts?

[Miss O'Kistic @missokistic]

*wakes up and looks at phone*
ah let's see what fresh horrors await me on the fresh horrors device

[matt blaze @mattblaze]

2 Factor Authentication: something you forgot + something you lost.

[Ke @double_cupp_me]

We gone sit here and act like Hillary Clinton ain't been representing Death Row Records at all 3 debates?

[matt blaze @mattblaze]

I'm not sure this year even passes the Turing test at this point.

[Sloane Crosley @askanyone]

There is honestly no point in doing anything but this guy's job.

[Eric Scheel @scire]

I love twitter:

[Haggard Hawks 🦅📚 Words | Language | Etymology @HaggardHawks]

The German word SCHNAPSIDEE means ‘a crazy or impractical idea that seems ingenious when you’re drunk’.

[matt blaze @mattblaze]

Defcon is the week when Las Vegas replaces many of it's drunk people who don't understand math with drunk people who do understand math.

[Michael Feathers @mfeathers]

Exquisite.

[Ramez Naam @ramez]

Look, the "U-S-A!" chanting creeps me out too. But an immigrant named Khizr Khan just became a national hero. Who of us saw that coming?

[Alex Lambert @alambert]

remember when microsoft made a table

[Eric Scheel @scire]

@isaach Like a Hooli rooftop?

[Eric Scheel @scire]

@fdaapproved /cat/daughter/g